Hopefully it doesn't resemble this guy's routine:
it does, but with masturbating added.
And a shit.
Just when I thought my time was wasted watching that, I saw this as a related video:
GASP First video- horrifying.
Second video- WTF? Cirque de Soleil sideshow.
My wife just caught me jacking off....thanks buddy. You ruined our anniversary.
Everytime I see one of those balls, I wish I had a needle on me...
French morning television FTW!
To be honest, to do the stunts they do, i'm pretty sure their balls are bigger then the ones they're standing on.
The only thing good about that video is the track on it.
Makes me want to watch Rocky IV right now.
No joke, I have been rocking that soundtrack since 1993. If you can't get pumped listening to that, you don't have a heart beat.
Haha that's the worst thing I've ever seen.
In sequential order:
1) Hear alarm
2) wake up 10 minutes later and scratch my balls
3) Smell my fingers and scratch again my balls
4) Drink some water
5) Scratch again my balls and that place between my arsehole and my balls
6) Turn off alarm
7) scratch my ass
8) Grab bottle of water
9) Go up stairs while scratching my balls and 99% of the time while doing this I fart
10) Say something like 'Hooooooly moley'
11) sit down on the toilet and have a crap
12) Jerkitov (TM)
13) Clean the mess
14) Sleep for 15-30 minutes on the toilet
15) Remove the hardened crap first with toilet paper then with damp toilet peper
16) wash my hands
17) Scratch my balls
19) Have a shower
20) Clean the floor with the green rag we have lying around in the bathroom. I just move my foot on it and remove some of the water
21) I go downstairs with balls out while scratching em
22) I dress up
23) Do my hair. With my hands.
25) Make break fast something like porridge with milk, a banana, multivitamin, protein shake.
26) Prepare the books and stuff to take at school
27) Realize I'm 30 minutes late
28) Catch the bus
29) Catch another bus
30) Arrive at school and apologize to the lecturer for arriving late
You sound like every woman's wet dream, BC.
Shoot, I thought this was going to be a serious thread because I just had an awesome AM workout and wanted to brag about it.
Well... now you kinda did
Yeah woman are attracted to my overall high class attitude. Especially in the morning.
*scratches balls againÂ°
I have too much time on my hands lately. I'm on summer holidays and my job has no spare hours so I tend to wake up around midday, jerk-off, have porridge, eggs and a protein shake and browse T-Nation
Yeah, I'm a classy guy...
EDIT: WTF?!?! This guy JUGGLES as part of his workout...?
Lord save us...
too much time elapsed before eating brah