what animal would you be?

Elephant 'cause I’d have a HUGE dong!

I would be a tiger, munching on all those deer and getting all that gooood protein!!!

Fitone, your grammar sure doesn’t back up your claim!

A seeing eye dog for a big boobed beautiful blind chick

I would be a trouser snake so I could do push-ups in warm,wet,dark caves until I throw up!

A bear…Big, Extremely Powerful, suprisingly fast. Plus they get to eat really fresh Salmon and sleep all winter.

I’d be a pig…their orgasms last for 30 minutes, or a dolphin because they’re the only other mammals that have sex for pleasure.

Erika you are my type of girl…“I can eat a peach for days”

I would be a Great White Shark…Swim, eat, mate and scare the shitt outta everyone and thing in the water…

I live on an island and after Jaws hell I was scared to take a freakin bath!

I 'd be a BIG ASS FUCKIN LION…(KING OF THE JUNGLE)

I had to duck in here to see who the member was who revived this inane thread! I have written the persons name down and…well you know what is going to happen from here!

White Tiger…beautiful animal.

My ex was a Sasquatch, BTW…

I would be a “grey” from zeta reticuli.

A cat. All my cats just sleep all day

I’d be a pair of panties.

Definitely a tiger.

“I’d be a pair of panties.”

animal print ones?

i would be a sharplaninec. its a kind of dog from macedonia, where i was born. they are huge, live in caves in high mountains and kill bears. i had one as a pet when i was little, it use to drag me in my sled everywhere. it can kick any animals ass, period!