Look at that. You start out with some of those little jello shots to warm up your digestive tract or whatever. I don’t even know what’s in those things because all the writing is asian, but they taste good.
You move on to the plate. You wish you had that sitting in front of you. That’s 5 eggs, got some salt, got some pepper. What’s that next to the eggs? That’s a motherfucking pickle with the skin off because that shit has a bunch of pesticides on it. Now, you can either eat the eggs or the pickle first, or you can alternate bites of egg and pickle.
You can also cut up the pickle and toss it right into the eggs, but fuck that, that’s pussy shit. Real men bite pickles. Got some sausage cut up tossed in the egg, not too much, not too little. That shit takes so long to peel though, so definitely not too much.
What do we have next? That’s some motherfucking whole milk right there. Fuck glasses; you drink that straight from the plastic thing. Now, that will probably last you about 2 hours. You’re definitely gonna wanna finish it before your workout. A gallon of milk before and a gallon after.
That’s not even the end of it. I’m gonna post more when I’m done with this, see what I’m up for.
Who’s gonna rival my feast?