What a F**kin Night

[quote]shawn105 wrote:
murder/suicide?[/quote]

You have it backwards.

So how much GHB did it take to knock out all four of those heffers you were dragging around with you? And how much Viagra did you chop up and snort before you were hard enough to rape all four of them?

[quote]gregron wrote:
also, this is a terrible thread. when I read “what a fuckin night” i was expecting something awesome or at least somewhat entertaining. this was neither. [/quote]

I thought this thread was going to be about a night of fucking. Oh well.

Speaking of a night of fucking, I met this total slampiece last summer and ran into her last week for the first time in a couple months. So we went back to my house, I pulled my dick out and told her to cock it or walk it, even though she drove to my house. She cocked it.

But when I was done banging the shit out of her was when things got kinda funny. She pulled out this small pipe and jammed it full of weed and started smoking in my bedroom. I didn’t give a fuck at first, but then I look over and she’s alternately banging herself with the mouth end of the pipe and taking hits off it, which really turned me on. I quit smoking weed years ago but decided to hit that shit anyways, strictly because I wanted to be a part of the whole “post-penetration inhalation” thing that all the kids are apparently into these days. I got so goddamned high so quick that midway through fucking again I thought to myself that I’d rather just jerk off and get some food. So I lose my hard-on because all I can think of is how I just want all of this to end so I can go get some pizza (this chick is REALLY weird in ways I won’t go into here) so I mumble something about cumming and pulled the condom off and threw it in the trash before she could notice that it wasn’t filled with anything. Then she left. I never called her again and I’ve noticed her drive by house really slowly about ten times in the last week. That’s it.

she knows you’re holding out on her. She can’t quite place it, but one way or another you owe that woman a load.

So kick his fucking nuts into his throat and stop hanging out with flaky people.

I’m not seeing a problem here.

They didnt say shit about raping, furthermore, their comments do have a tone of testosterone to them. Yes SOLID to their logic!

wow i remember the first time I went out with drunk people

[quote]bugeishaAD wrote:
wow i remember the first time I went out with drunk people[/quote]

wow i remember the first time I told a “i remember the first time…” joke

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]bugeishaAD wrote:
wow i remember the first time I went out with drunk people[/quote]

wow i remember the first time I told a “i remember the first time…” joke[/quote]

wow i remember the first time gregron gave someone shit for a “i remember” joke.

[quote]Nards wrote:
I don’t have anything to add but I just wanted to say that I will not be able understand many of the pictures/gifs/video links that inevitably follow a post like this.[/quote]

I LOL’d.

Oh and to the OP: rape and whatnot.

[quote]VlocoG wrote:

They didnt say shit about raping, furthermore, their comments do have a tone of testosterone to them. Yes SOLID to their logic![/quote]

Yea I am curious how hanging and most likely banging a few drunk chicks instantly goes to rape

i remember the first time I stopped posting in gregrons log

[quote]bugeishaAD wrote:
i remember the first time I stopped posting in gregrons log[/quote]

heeeeeeeeey now! Its all fun and games until someone stops posting in someone elses log

[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:
I’m sure some retarded he-man woman-hating asswipes on this forum will question why I didn’t date-rape any of the 4 girls, but if you do suck my cock.
[/quote]

I was actually wondering why you didn’t do “all” of the 4 girls, not “any”. I’ll pass on your offer though.

[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:

So the two of you enjoy raping blackout-drunk girls? Solid T-Men right there. Rape: Very alpha. [/quote]

i actually prefer them to be passed out, that way i can pretend i’m having sex with a dead body.

[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:

[quote]Gambit_Lost wrote:

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
wait - so the guy who you think is a dbag bounced, allowing you to be the sole dude around 4-wastey faced girls?

yup, that def sounds like a terrible night.

sorry man[/quote]

This is what I was thinking. [/quote]

So the two of you enjoy raping blackout-drunk girls? Solid T-Men right there. Rape: Very alpha. [/quote]

Dont come to Ireland if you won’t sleep with wastey faced girls I live with 3 girls all drink bottle or 2 of wine then go out and down shots and shots and …

Have you considered moving to Saudi Arabia ?

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:

[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:

So the two of you enjoy raping blackout-drunk girls? Solid T-Men right there. Rape: Very alpha. [/quote]

i actually prefer them to be passed out, that way i can pretend i’m having sex with a dead body.[/quote]

Ha I like it.

Better to leave her outside with no jacket to get cold then it would be more real.

(Waits for OMG your disgusting comment from serious people)

[quote]Blaze_108 wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]bugeishaAD wrote:
wow i remember the first time I went out with drunk people[/quote]

wow i remember the first time I told a “i remember the first time…” joke[/quote]

wow i remember the first time gregron gave someone shit for a “i remember” joke. [/quote]

I remember my first beer.

[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:
So he leaves me there with 4 blackout drunk girls. I’m sure some retarded he-man woman-hating asswipes on this forum will question why I didn’t date-rape any of the 4 girls, but if you do suck my cock. [/quote]
That’s their job.

Dude, it isnt rape if your drunk too.