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Whale Penis Car Seats

i wish i could make stuff like this up.

http://www.smh.com.au/drive/motor-news/the-4wd-with-seats-made-of-whale-penis-20091016-gzsq.html

So I’m guessing if you’re bigger than average you should rub the seat for a bit to make it bigger and more comfortable?

Everything about that truck is fucking ridiculous. As silly as whale penis seats are, gold plated armored windows and a daimond encrusted engine are that much sillier.

As unecessary and completely ridiculous everything about that vehicle is, it looks fucking SWEET.

You guys wouldn’t be saying shit if you knew how soft whale penis leather is.

[quote]riverhawk23 wrote:
You guys wouldn’t be saying shit if you knew how soft whale penis leather is.[/quote]

lulz

[quote]riverhawk23 wrote:
You guys wouldn’t be saying shit if you knew how soft whale penis leather is.[/quote]

it’s luxurious to the max.

[quote]iamthewolf wrote:
riverhawk23 wrote:
You guys wouldn’t be saying shit if you knew how soft whale penis leather is.

it’s luxurious to the max.[/quote]

Ricardo Montlebon voice…

Fine,… Corinthian Peeeenis Leaaaather!