For those of you who watch what you eat… Here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to
know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
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The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
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The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
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The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans
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The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or
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The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the British or Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.