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Went to a Rambo Marathon

Last night I went to a Rambo Marathon. All four movies, on the big screen. Advanced screening of the latest installment: Rambo.

RAMBO is the greatest action movie ever made.

Stallone is the most underrated guy ever. He wrote, directed and starred in this thing.

After seeing this movie, the words “hardcore” “badass” and “wow” need to be either retired, or only used when referring to this movie.

I don’t want to give any spoilers but just go watch it… now.

I’m a Stallone fan, and was hoping for a good film but this blew my #$$#ing head clean off.

WOW.

i saw it today at noon aswell…

sly is a great movie maker.

I liked the film a lot…he commands the screen like no other actor…I hope he keeps making movies.

last movie I saw at the theatre was last december when rocky balboa came out…lol

I would have loved to see rambo 2 in the theatre.

I became a fan right in between when blood2 and rocky 4…so rocky 4 was the first film I saw of sly on the big screen…

rambo 2 is still my all time favorite flick.

I saw it this afternoon, and jesus christ, I was totally blown away. This is the greatest action movie of ALL TIME. When the credits started rolling, about half of the people in the theater stood up and cheered.

I was on the edge of my seat the whole time, clutching my bottle of water so hard that I crushed it, no movie has ever done this to me. I am going to go see it again tomorrow.

Seriously, this movie was like getting kicked in the nuts. This is how action movies should be done. Rambo should be the baseline, the benchmark, the standard, for all action movies to come.

[quote]skaz05 wrote:
This is the greatest action movie of ALL TIME.
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YES! YES! YES!

that’s what i said too!

every action movie made before this one must be recategorized as a romantic comedy.

Movie was fucking amazing.

Stallone is my idol. Officially.

one more thing… all those articles on this site with “Top 10 Testosterone Movies Of All Time” or whatever, they need to be updated to:

  1. Rambo

  2. Rambo

  3. Rambo

  4. Rambo

  5. Rambo

  6. Rambo

  7. Rambo

  8. Rambo

  9. Rambo

  10. 300… um, no… PSYCHE! RAMBO!!!

I seriously thought the thread was about running halfnaked through swamps with an M-60.

[quote]Schwarzfahrer wrote:
I seriously thought the thread was about running halfnaked through swamps with an M-60.[/quote]

that’s trippy man, because the movie got me so pumped i totally almost went and did that right after.

All the worthless, spineless movie critics crying about how “jingoistic” Rambo 4 is should be all the proof you need that it will rank as one of the greatest “man’s” movies of all time(and I haven’t even seen it yet).

Damn, I really want to see it… Might rewatch 1-3 on DVD before seeing it this weekend.

I also saw this movie last night…and yes I liked it a lot as well. And I don’t claim to have seen very many movies, but I do think I will rank this movie as the most violent, bloody movie I have ever seen. I kind of thought it made Saving Private Ryan look like The Little Mermaid in terms of gore. Haaaaardcore men. It’s just a tad darker than the other ones…just a tad. Lot’s of decapitations by rifle blast.

Last night was my b-day, and I was achin’ to go see it, but I ain’t got no dude’s to share this manly event with, only my girlfriend and that bitch is gonna whine about it the entire time. But my brother called me from California last night to say “Aaron, get your fat ass up and go see this movie. I’ve never seen so many people’s shit get wrecked in and hour and a half. I had to go to the bathroom afterwards to whipe the shit from my leg.” I wanna see it so bad, it hurts…

The only way it could have been better was if MrT was in Rambo’s mercenary posse.

[quote]AssClown wrote:
I’ve never seen so many people’s shit get wrecked in and hour and a half.[/quote]

your brother pretty much nailed it on that one.

it really wouldn’t be fair to say that Rambo killed a lot of people in this movie, it would be a lot more accurate to say that he committed genocide.

greatest… action… movie… EVER.

I’m difinitely goin to watch this flick fast.

Im going to power slam anything that gets in my way right in the concreet.

I love killing and I love Sylvastar even more.

YOU GODLESS FUCKS! LADY BOY CUNTS!!!

So awesome

I thought he said, YOU “gutless” fucks. Same difference… the SAS guy was badass… he was used to the ‘one thousand yard stare’.
Or rather, the stare that explains that he has killed thousands of people.

That 50cal machine gun part was badass.

Also, don’t know about you… but after every good scene there was clapping and rooting… and even when “Sylvester Stallone’s” name came on the screen too… and hadn’t even appeared yet.

People yelling things like “It’s never over!!!”
“kill that mother fucker”!!(when the pedo leader gets his guts ripped out)

lastly, As we all poured out, there were 4 girls sitting on a bench outside of the theater and one of them made the comment “it’s like all guys…”.

One last unrelated note… There was a preview for a movie… titled…(i’m not fucking kidding)

THE MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN

[quote]ShaneM686 wrote:

One last unrelated note… There was a preview for a movie… titled…(i’m not fucking kidding)

THE MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN


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was a great splatter horror short story by Clive Barker.

[quote]ShaneM686 wrote:

THE MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN


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I saw that. I could sworn that’s a porn.

This film rocks. It was in every way as good as the first one but with better violence. The special effects were excellent with the realistic results of large caliber weapons on human flesh graphically displayed. Rambo was freakin’ huge, guess he found an alternate source after that little Australia mixup. Spoiler: And he finally went home to Arizona in the end. End Spoiler

Maybe in a few years we’ll get some back home Rambo antics. There is some crazy shit going on in AZ what with human smuggling and drug trafficking and it could use the Rambo touch to straighten things out…