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Well, I'm Officially Ugly

<— I’ve dropped my usual art avatars for the one here.

I don’t know the dude in the pic, but he’s one ugly little bastard.

Imagine for a moment that I am actually the dude in my avatar. Would you all treat me any different (aside from the already present goofing on my height, hair, and politics). Let’s assume I just started lifting just so I can look more bad-ass in my studded leather outfit, to further entice the skanky chicks in my circle.

Would you be helpful, or would it be a constant barrage of insults?

I would insult you for your sense of fashion alone enough to send you out of here crying. In fact, for the act of not having shoes to match all of that shit thus making it more ridiculous, I will confiscate your drawing tools as well.

I’d want to be your friend, because you clearly know how to party!

I’d insult you till you cried.

I’m mean like that.

then I’d go fuck your mommmy.

I’m cool like that.

Well, you (in your avatar) are already waist high. If you had no teeth and a flat head I could rest my beer on, we could be very good friends… … . . … . … … …

You need arm work.

Great calves - & awesome abs.

I’ve always thought you were hot for a dwarf.

Shit man, I don’t know how you look anyway. I’ll still laugh at your Afro-Creating ways and wish you the best.

You’re taller than I thought.

I wear spiked lether to entice the skanks in my circle as well.

Hi!!!

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I’ve always thought you were hot for a dwarf.[/quote]

everyone gather round and watch the midget sex.

I would treat you with more respect if that was actually you. What does that say about the real you? I actually view you as a cast iron garden gnome. The roaming Gnomes cousin or something. But he travels the world, you just sit in some creepy old antiquers shed and rust.

V

Well, at least you aren’t this woman.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Well, at least you aren’t this woman.[/quote]
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Wow, just Wow. Funny but funny in a sad sad way.

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Well, at least you aren’t this woman.[/quote]
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Wow, just Wow. Funny but funny in a sad sad way. [/quote]

I am actually hoping I run into more women who will dust me off real nice while waiting for the restroom.

But yeah, clomid is a bad, bad drug…or a really fucking great one.

Although…I guess we now know what women really want when ovulating.

LOL

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Well, at least you aren’t this woman.[/quote]

Sooooooooo. clomid for all teh woomenz?

V

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Well, at least you aren’t this woman.[/quote]

I hope you’re doing the right thing and taking care of your kids dude.

“I stopped by the gas station, and got gas, went in and had to use the bathroom”

I’m still trying to figure out if she bought gas, or if crippling wind followed by shits is yet another pitfall of Clomid use.

[quote]SkyNett wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Well, at least you aren’t this woman.[/quote]

I hope you’re doing the right thing and taking care of your kids dude. [/quote]

Haha!

[quote]Vegita wrote:
I would treat you with more respect if that was actually you. What does that say about the real you? I actually view you as a cast iron garden gnome. The roaming Gnomes cousin or something. But he travels the world, you just sit in some creepy old antiquers shed and rust.

V[/quote]

LOL!