everyone knows some people are wierd and use food for all sorts of stuff. I've used an apple as a pipe to smoke weed back in high school. But yesterday, i had a lady friend mix up a shake, our it on her chest, and tell me to lick it off. Veryy wierd, but extremely awesome.....anybody else got a good one?
The best I have is an epic night with a bottle of hersheys chocolate syrup. Before I was watching calories. I can tell you that after you are done it takes a long time to wash off what you haven't licked off (assuming you use the whole bottle as we did), and the sheets will never come clean.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Tits are wortless bags of fat or whatever the hell theyre filled with.
I believe this!
I use my food to make a malodorous brown substance that I shoot out of my ass. True story.
Can't believe no one has referenced this weird use for protein foods, in this case raw fish.
i like this, and i love sushi
Tell her you want to make a protein shake with her. She says "sure"
Drop pants, motion for her to do the job. Shake her head once the protein is in.
Voila! Portein shake.
Meh... ain't that the same with booties? They're filling them with synthol nowadays.
I'll always go for booties more than boobs though.
I'm actually interpreting this differently.
La chatte et les poissons vont tres bien ensemble.
Ouay.... j'avais l'impression que c'etait de ca donc tu parlais.
When you put it like that it does sound pretty damn weird.
Est-ce que tu pensais a la meme chose que moi, hen.
Anybody ever see the movie Tampopo? There was a scene with a gangster, his girlfriend and an egg yolk that was incredibly sexy. I'll try to find it.
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Figured you might.
Only problem is, whenever I watch it again, I get this implacable urge to eat ramen...