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Weirdest Thing Received Accidentally?

Today I became aware that I have somehow been subscribed to Architectural Digest (which is apparently more of an interior decorating quarterly). I did not sign up for this. Also, I once received, in a shipment of books, The Mocha Manual To A Fabulous Pregnancy (which I did not order).

Who else has gotten weird shit they didn’t ask for sent to them? (Gag gifts don’t count)

This may encourage trouble but I was talking to a (female) coach today who yesterday received 7! sext messages from some young girl. Not one but 7. You would think you would want to make sure you have the number right 1st and second you would want to know the person well enough to have the number saved correctly.
I had to do community sercive at a goodwill for a while and we got peoples donated sex toys, lingerie and porn.
I hate getting other people scientology bullshit.

My friends used to sign guys, they didn’t like, up for subscriptions to all kinds of magazines. I think you have to have a credit card these days to subscribe though?

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
My friends used to sign guys, they didn’t like, up for subscriptions to all kinds of magazines. I think you have to have a credit card these days to subscribe though?

[/quote]

I didn’t pay for nor am being charged.

Unless I have a gay admirer.

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
My friends used to sign guys, they didn’t like, up for subscriptions to all kinds of magazines. I think you have to have a credit card these days to subscribe though?

[/quote]

I didn’t pay for nor am being charged.

Unless I have a gay admirer.[/quote]

Maybe you do. 0_0

Prick tease!

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
My friends used to sign guys, they didn’t like, up for subscriptions to all kinds of magazines. I think you have to have a credit card these days to subscribe though?

[/quote]

I didn’t pay for nor am being charged.

Unless I have a gay admirer.[/quote]

Maybe you do. 0_0

Prick tease!
[/quote]

He must be grooming me for inevitable condo.

I got a hand sanitizer bottle from a rival lawyers firm the other day. I had attended a software presentation at their place so I reckon that was enough to get on the list.

Thing is it has a belt clip on it. Oo I mean who the hell walks around in a law firm with hand sanitizer hanging off their belts? Makes me wonder if I look OCD…

I once got mail about STD’s and where to go to get treatment etc.

Turns out my best friend ordered it and had it delivered to my house.

I checked the mail with at that time my GF (now wife) and I got very funny lucks when got back into the car.

Five vials of test enanthate.

A “buddy” used my house for the shipping address because I was supposed to be out of town for a month, but came back early. (He was watching my house.)

I kept them and denied knowledge.

I’ve got a readers digest subscription gratis. It’s been showing up for years, have never paid a dime for it.

The summer before my senior year in high school I got a box in the mail addressed to me with no return address. It was Justin cowboy boots in my size, nothing incredibly fancy or super pricey, but definitely new boots and a note that said “Have a Great Year!”

Still don’t know where those came from. I went crazy trying to figure out who sent them, course naturally I thought I’d be seeing recruiters from Texas and Oklahoma showing up to my football games but no dice. I ended up trading them with a Australian Military guy for a pair of Aussie combat boots a few years later.

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
Five vials of test enanthate.

A “buddy” used my house for the shipping address because I was supposed to be out of town for a month, but came back early. (He was watching my house.)

I kept them and denied knowledge. [/quote]

Well played, sir.