I work at a 24 hr Fizzle, and something weird happened the other month. This mid age couple came up (far from perfect-looking people), and the woman says “This is my husband Ricky ----- and he wants to cancel his membership”. Then he starts to speak “My wife is added on to my acc…”- and she interrupts him saying “We don’t want to make this complicated now”. Ok, I take care of whatever is the issue by referring them to a manager, but the woman says that he needs to come up when he’s off of work. I say “sir, when do you get off of work?”, I look at the man, but he doesnt get a word in before the woman replies “At 5!” The man hangs down his head and just stands there as if he wants to speak. By this time I just tell the woman “well, let him come in after 5 then, the manager will still be here”. “Good” she replies-"'Cause we dont want anything to be COMPLICATED". She takes her husband and they go out the door.
I dont know how he didnt kill himself in the first year of marriage, but it would be mighty funny if someone spiked his tofu with a tiny bit of TRIBEX and watch the T-induced awakening of this man from having a vagina wrapped around his head so tight all day that he can’t even think for himself!