Last night my gf and I went to bed around 1:30 am and we heard some people talking outside our bedroom window. We live on the second story and this window is on the side of our building near the A/C units. It is pouring raining and we hear drunk people outside just being stupid. A minute or two passes then we hear fake porno-esque fucking sounds. My GF goes out on the balcony to see if she can talk to them. There is a guy and a girl out there and I guess they are just drinking so my gf asks them if they can quiet down a little. The guy says no problem but as my gf is walking back to bed there is a knock on the door.
I’m in the bedroom so I had no idea my gf was actually going to answer it. Next thing I know I hear some drunk bitch screaming and a scuffle. So I run out just in my boxers to see my gf yelling “get out of my house” as some drunk bitch is trying to grab her after she forced her way in. My gf pushes her out the door and locks it before I can do anything. So my gf is on the phone with dispatch while I’m standing next to her and the drunk bitch is trying to open the door. You already forced yourself into my house once you think we’re gonna let you do it again?
Anywho, a few minutes into the call with dispatch we hear them peel out of the parking lot before the cops get there. They find a couple bucks outside and a Walmart receipt with a list of a bunch of whiskey on it. I think they paid cash unfortunately so we’ll probably never see them again or catch them unless they come back as friends of somebody at our building.
Now you are probably wondering wtf my gf answered the door. Well she said she heard the girl saying, “get off of me, stop, that hurts”. So my gf thought the chick needed help but it was probably the guy trying to get her to leave and not come to our door.
We’re not holding our breath for them to get caught and while my gf was shaken up she was mainly just pissed off and didn’t and doesn’t feel any danger. It’s a college town with the only crimes being traffic violations, underage drinking, and other crimes involving alcohol. I’m just like wtf didn’t you leave the chain on first? My gf is just really bothered by the thought of people being hurt when she can do something to help and she didn’t even think she might be the one getting hurt.
On a funny note this crazy drunk bitch was so drunk that her screaming and yelling was slurred. I’ve never heard that before. I’ve heard cursing slurred but never when yelled at the top of your lungs. The chick was so drunk it didn’t look like she could stand and my gf had no probably over powering her. I just wish she had pushed her to the floor so I could of got there and beat the fuck out of her then turn her into the cops. Could of been one of the times I could legally beat a woman…hopefully she would of been a minor too =p. No I don’t have an urge just to beat women…least I don’t think so. I just hate drunk bitches that shriek…they make me see red.
Yes I would of tried hitting her but I wouldn’t stick it in her pooper or pee in her butt. She had terrible acne and our college has a really bad STD problem because the only there is to do in this shit-hole town is to drink and fuck while drunk.
Not sure what the point of this post is but I hope it is slightly entertaining…I guess.