I have the creepiest neighbor of all time. I moved out here to the middle of nowhere about 6 months ago because I could afford a house and it is 15 minutes from work.
Now while I was looking at this house this weird toothless guy who looks like he could have been a extra in deliverance comes up and asks me if I am going to buy the house and tells me some good info about it and the area. We will call him toothless Joe.
Now after I moved in toothless Joe proceeds to try to talk to me endlessly about squirrel hunting and other toothless hillbilly talk I could give a crap about.
I have tried to put an end to this by telling him i am busy, etc.
I could deal with this until recently, when he interrupted me about 3 months ago while I was doing deadlifts to tell me pointless info. I shrugged this one off because it was my last set.
He than does this again when I going for a PR on deads and completely distracts me. This time I was PISSED and told him I was busy and NOT to bother me while I was working out.
He than didn’t bother me for awhile UN tell the last two weeks I have noticed him pacing around a part of his property where he can see my deck from (where I work out.) I just ignored it un tell today when after a set of dumbbell military presses when I set the weights down he is about 5 feet from me when I see him he says “ya LIFT THEM WEIGHTS LIFT THEM WEIGHTS!” WTF!!! I wanted to throw a dumbbell through his head bad. But I was using my powerblocks and they are expensive.
I told him I AM BUSY and to go away.
He said he was sorry and just wanted to know if my friend caught a good deer this year (prior conversation) I told him I don’t know don’t care about hunting.
I think I may have to shoot him…