At age 37 Jack Nicholson discovered that the woman he’d always thought was his sister was actually his mother!
Is that weird or what?! Just read a whole story about this.
Not too unusual a situation these days with teen pregnancy and the girls parents then adopt the baby and raise it for the girl. Have known a couple of people in that situation, but they usually know the truth way before they’re 37.
Not as weird as the fact that I am actually your Fahjah!!!
Fahjah? Sorry, we don’t speeak freaky-deaky Florida-dutch around here pervboy.
But would you like a Blintz and a Bong?
Maybe a Crepe and a pipe?
Big Dan, that was aimed at Bruce!
I prefer a smoke and a dutch-oven pancake.
[quote]apayne wrote:
Big Dan, that was aimed at Bruce!
I prefer a smoke and a dutch-oven pancake.[/quote]
I know it was at Bruce, but I can’t turn down the chance to quote Goldmember.
Goldmember: Can I paint his yoo-hoo gold now? It’s kind of my thing, you know…
Dr. Evil: How 'bout no, you crazy Dutch bastard!
almost forgot…
Are those fricken’ sharks with fricken’ laser beams attached to their fricken’ heads?