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Weird But True

At age 37 Jack Nicholson discovered that the woman he’d always thought was his sister was actually his mother!

Is that weird or what?! Just read a whole story about this.

Not too unusual a situation these days with teen pregnancy and the girls parents then adopt the baby and raise it for the girl. Have known a couple of people in that situation, but they usually know the truth way before they’re 37.

Not as weird as the fact that I am actually your Fahjah!!!

Fahjah? Sorry, we don’t speeak freaky-deaky Florida-dutch around here pervboy.

But would you like a Blintz and a Bong?

Maybe a Crepe and a pipe?

Big Dan, that was aimed at Bruce!

I prefer a smoke and a dutch-oven pancake.

[quote]apayne wrote:
Big Dan, that was aimed at Bruce!

I prefer a smoke and a dutch-oven pancake.[/quote]

I know it was at Bruce, but I can’t turn down the chance to quote Goldmember.

Goldmember: Can I paint his yoo-hoo gold now? It’s kind of my thing, you know…
Dr. Evil: How 'bout no, you crazy Dutch bastard!

almost forgot…

Are those fricken’ sharks with fricken’ laser beams attached to their fricken’ heads?