Weight Training Humor

  1. You think the term “musclebound freak” is high praise.

  2. While discussing the intricate biochemical processes that occur during a steroid cycle with non-bodybuilders, they think you have a degree in chemistry.

  3. You have firsthand knowledge of which supplements will “make your shit green.”

  4. You take so many supplements your urine glows in the dark.

  5. You know that a “Swiss Ball” is not a dancing extravaganza in Switzerland.

  6. You have experimented with various drink and protein powder mixes until you found one that didn’t make you gag.

  7. You’ve ever taken a bucket to the gym “just in case I barf after 20 rep squats.”

  8. You are a woman with a voice that sounds eerily like Lieutenant Worf’s from Star Trek: Next Generation. (a definite steroid tip-off)

  9. You’ve ever counted “reps” while masturbating.

  10. You have ever calculated the protein, carb, fat ratio of ramen noodles. (Ok, so this is You Might Be A BROKE Bodybuilder If…)

  11. You have ever used the terms “carbo loading”, “insuiln spike”, and “donuts” in the same sentence.

  12. You think putting chalk on your hands and putting baby powder on your thighs looks “cool.”

  13. You can name 10 other competition-level bodybuilders other than Arnold Schwarzenegger, Lou Ferrigno and Steve Reeves.

  14. You think it’s quite possible that creatine monohydrate was inspired by the Holy Ghost.

  15. You obsess over whether your body is “in ketosis.”

  16. You think that “feeling the burn” is almost as good as, if not better than, sex.

  17. You use the CAE stack to “get ripped” instead of a bottle of Aftershock.

  18. You think “tone” is strictly for singers and musicians.

  19. You use the term “bulking up” instead of “gaining weight.”

  20. You’ve ever smeared goop all over you that turns you into a healthy, deep shade of orange. (Okay, this is You Might Be A COMPETITIVE Bodybuilder If…)

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
9) You’ve ever counted “reps” while masturbating.
[/quote]

I count this as HIT, myself.

[quote]Spry wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
9) You’ve ever counted “reps” while masturbating.

I count this as HIT, myself.[/quote]

could also be slow state cardio depending

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Spry wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
9) You’ve ever counted “reps” while masturbating.

I count this as HIT, myself.

could also be slow state cardio depending
[/quote]

We are both sick puppies and now I know what you like and you know what I like.

Scary.

Slow state cardio? Come on, now! (pun intended) Have you ever seen guys ring the bell in a “slow state”? That’s definitely HIT! LOL! Especially when there is risk of getting caught! LMAO!!

[quote]Beast27195 wrote:
Slow state cardio? Come on, now! (pun intended) Have you ever seen guys ring the bell in a “slow state”? That’s definitely HIT! LOL! Especially when there is risk of getting caught! LMAO!![/quote]

Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.

Do I need to explain any further?

haha great thread.
y-What are you doing tonight?, havnt talked to you in a while.
x-legs and abs.
y- what?
x- legs and abs…
y- with who?
x- what?, im talking about the gym.
y- damn meatheads lol :P…
y- Out of the gym what are you doing?
x- We can do You after… (pun intended)Meathead much :stuck_out_tongue: ?

[quote]Beast27195 wrote:
Slow state cardio? Come on, now! (pun intended) Have you ever seen guys ring the bell in a “slow state”? That’s definitely HIT! LOL! Especially when there is risk of getting caught! LMAO!![/quote]

SEE!!

This goes with that joke,

Why do women fake orgasms? Because men fake foreplay!

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Beast27195 wrote:
Slow state cardio? Come on, now! (pun intended) Have you ever seen guys ring the bell in a “slow state”? That’s definitely HIT! LOL! Especially when there is risk of getting caught! LMAO!!

SEE!!

This goes with that joke,

Why do women fake orgasms? Because men fake foreplay!
[/quote]

Damn, I missed that one. I thought the answer was that there is no such thing as a female orgasm.

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Beast27195 wrote:
Slow state cardio? Come on, now! (pun intended) Have you ever seen guys ring the bell in a “slow state”? That’s definitely HIT! LOL! Especially when there is risk of getting caught! LMAO!!

SEE!!

This goes with that joke,

Why do women fake orgasms? Because men fake foreplay!
[/quote]

How do you give a woman an orgasm?

Who cares.

[quote]malonetd wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Beast27195 wrote:
Slow state cardio? Come on, now! (pun intended) Have you ever seen guys ring the bell in a “slow state”? That’s definitely HIT! LOL! Especially when there is risk of getting caught! LMAO!!

SEE!!

This goes with that joke,

Why do women fake orgasms? Because men fake foreplay!

How do you give a woman an orgasm?

Who cares.[/quote]

That makes the most sense. :wink:

[quote]Lord Infamous wrote:
haha great thread.
y-What are you doing tonight?, havnt talked to you in a while.
x-legs and abs.
y- what?
x- legs and abs…
y- with who?
x- what?, im talking about the gym.
y- damn meatheads lol :P…
y- Out of the gym what are you doing?
x- We can do You after… (pun intended)Meathead much :stuck_out_tongue: ?[/quote]

This happened to me on a friday night.

[quote]malonetd wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Beast27195 wrote:
Slow state cardio? Come on, now! (pun intended) Have you ever seen guys ring the bell in a “slow state”? That’s definitely HIT! LOL! Especially when there is risk of getting caught! LMAO!!

SEE!!

This goes with that joke,

Why do women fake orgasms? Because men fake foreplay!

How do you give a woman an orgasm?

Who cares.[/quote]

ah you monster. The death of a thousand wilted penii on you