Weight Gain

Bigger Stronger Leaner Competitive Bodybuilding
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Here is the deal. I am 5’9’’ about 175lbs. I am trying to gain a little weight, but I want to get cut when I gain weight and not fat. I have managed to get up to 190lbs, but my face got fatter and I just didn’t like the bulky feeling. Right now I just got some Hydoxycut Hardcore and I am taking 2 pills a day on days off and 3 on my work out days, also I drink a little bit of GNC’s protein and glutamine on work out dates. I work out about 3 times a week and play soccer 2 times a week, which I consider Cardio.
Now, I have a question…can anyone help me out and give me some advises on: How can I get bigger and slimmer without getting fat and doing extra hours of Cardio? Which supplements should I take? Do you have any good work-out plans, especially that will make my arms bigger?

Please message me on it.

Thanks in advance!

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synthol for your arms

clenbueterol for the fat

dianabol for the muscle

some needles

tight shirts

and a tampon

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Again?
http://www.T-Nation.com/readTopic.do?id=1167483

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Hey, guys! Here’s the deal…I’m trying to starve myself, but I am also really hungry and want to eat something. I would also like to be naked while wearing clothes, have constant unsafe sex while remaining a virgin, and drive a really fast car but I don’t want to use any gas. Help me please!!!

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
have constant unsafe sex while remaining a virgin, Help me please!!! [/quote]

Uh, Prof., this could actually be done depending on your definition of virgin. And really, I don’t want to think of you doing that. It just isn’t a pretty picture. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
Hey, guys! Here’s the deal…I’m trying to starve myself, but I am also really hungry and want to eat something. I would also like to be naked while wearing clothes, have constant unsafe sex while remaining a virgin, and drive a really fast car but I don’t want to use any gas. Help me please!!! [/quote]

I’ve done all of those things, except of course being naked while wearing clothes because that is just ridiculous and makes no sense.

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I smell a TROLL!!

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[quote]WantAbs wrote:
I smell a TROLL!![/quote]

Indeed. Two troll threads seven minutes apart. TSB.

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Yan55555 is my new best friend. Two new threads in a row that made me LMFAO. And this is only early stages of the threads. I can hardly wait!

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[quote]TDog305 wrote:
I’ve done all of those things, except of course being naked while wearing clothes because that is just ridiculous and makes no sense.[/quote]

Aren’t we all naked under our clothes?

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I’m guessing he accidentally sent it in twice.

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[quote]yan55555 wrote:

How can I get bigger and slimmer without getting fat and doing extra hours of Cardio? Which supplements should I take? Do you have any good work-out plans, especially that will make my arms bigger?

Thanks in advance![/quote]

Number 1: try eating slower and constantly.
Number 2: cut back on the cardio or simply walk backwards until desired slimness or fatlessness is obtained.
Number 3: forget supplements and try breath mints instead.
Number 4: I do have a very good workout plan and I follow it very closely.
Number 5: My workout plan would make your arms bigger and you are welcome in advance.

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[quote]lostinthought wrote:
TDog305 wrote:
I’ve done all of those things, except of course being naked while wearing clothes because that is just ridiculous and makes no sense.

Aren’t we all naked under our clothes?
[/quote]

I guess is actually isn’t all that ridiculous

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Well, so will anyone answer my question? Sorry, I do not spend all of my time at the meat factory, that is why I am asking these questions. If what I’m asking sounds stupid, sorry I don’t know any better.

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[quote]yan55555 wrote:
Well, so will anyone answer my question? Sorry, I do not spend all of my time at the meat factory, that is why I am asking these questions. If what I’m asking sounds stupid, sorry I don’t know any better.[/quote]

MEAT FACTORY hahahahhaha