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Weaponized Homosexuality

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,281217,00.html

WASHINGTON The Air Force on Tuesday confirmed a report that in 1994 a military researcher requested $7.5 million to develop a non-lethal “love bomb” that would chemically alter the state of mind of enemy troops and make them want to have sex with each other rather than fight.

Apparently, they’ve been testing that weapon for years on the US population.

Symptoms include:

  • Asthma (side effect)
  • Cowardice
  • Watching Rosie on The View and posting about it on internet forums
  • Following the Paris Hilton prison case and posting about it on internet forums.
  • Enjoys kickboxing with well-manicured, sweet-smelling opponents.

If you know of anyone exhibiting most or all of these symptoms, please report them to your local gay patrol for apprehension and reeducation.

[quote]pookie wrote:
Apparently, they’ve been testing that weapon for years on the US population.

Symptoms include:

  • Asthma (side effect)
  • Cowardice
  • Watching Rosie on The View and posting about it on internet forums
  • Following the Paris Hilton prison case and posting about it on internet forums.
  • Enjoys kickboxing with well-manicured, sweet-smelling opponents.

If you know of anyone exhibiting most or all of these symptoms, please report them to your local gay patrol for apprehension and reeducation.
[/quote]

So basically we’re going to broadcast entertainment tonight in foreign countries?

Holy homos, batman! I want buttsecks - NOW!

[quote]pookie wrote:

  • Enjoys kickboxing with well-manicured, sweet-smelling opponents.
    [/quote]

LMAO!

First time I considered BBJ gayer than kickboxing.

[quote]pookie wrote:
Apparently, they’ve been testing that weapon for years on the US population.

Symptoms include:

  • Asthma (side effect)
  • Cowardice
  • Watching Rosie on The View and posting about it on internet forums
  • Following the Paris Hilton prison case and posting about it on internet forums.
  • Enjoys kickboxing with well-manicured, sweet-smelling opponents.

If you know of anyone exhibiting most or all of these symptoms, please report them to your local gay patrol for apprehension and reeducation.
[/quote]

LOL.

Wouldn’t this make them Spartans? No wonder they abandoned the project.

[quote]pookie wrote:
Apparently, they’ve been testing that weapon for years on the US population.

Symptoms include:

  • Asthma (side effect)
  • Cowardice
  • Watching Rosie on The View and posting about it on internet forums
  • Following the Paris Hilton prison case and posting about it on internet forums.
  • Enjoys kickboxing with well-manicured, sweet-smelling opponents.

If you know of anyone exhibiting most or all of these symptoms, please report them to your local gay patrol for apprehension and reeducation.
[/quote]

ooooh, burn!