So my flatmate is a pig, and saying that is insulting pigs.
I wanna wage some psychological warfare to freak him the fuck out, before I move out. Seriously, I need armour and a sword to combat the cockroaches and rats that thrive in his part of the flat.
Think I’m exaggerating? Check out these pics I took this morning:
Help! He’s beyond repair. Now I just want revenge for cleaning the place by myself for 18months. I move out in two weeks
First get him completely hammered. Like, blackout hammered. Next get a corpse (whatever matches his sexual preference) and put it with him, in his bed, with a dead rat stuffed in its mouth.
[quote]Alex Good wrote:
First get him completely hammered. Like, blackout hammered. Next get a corpse (whatever matches his sexual preference) and put it with him, in his bed, with a dead rat stuffed in its mouth.[/quote]
I like this idea…
Every day- piece by piece, get rid of one item that he leaves laying around. As you do this subtly drop hints that he doesn’t actually exist. Become more persistent with this over time. Eventually as he becomes convinced of this as the proof that it is true will be apparent by the lack of anything that he used to defined himself. Tell him that he is a figment of his own imagination, and not even a very good one at that.