WAVING WITH BREAD
This just happened to me an hour ago. I drove up to the grocery store and there was this guy who appeared to be waving at his friends using a loaf of sweetbread. So I ask myself, “Why in the WORLD is he waving with bread?” Some people are so weird to try to get the attention of their friends utilizing their groceries. I thought, “he must be on drugs.”
So as I walked toward him, he was at the entrance, I was just about to ask him, my law enforcement guy at my side and my wanting to assess the situation, “Excuse me, why are you waving at your friends with bread?”
But I didn’t get the chance to address my question to Mr. Druggie Breadwaver, as just then, he walks right up to me, looks at me right in the eye, smiles, and says, “Would you like to buy Sweetbread? It’s a fundraiser for my church!”
Boy, do I have blonde roots!