I actually did read it, thanks for trying to be condescending.
Yes, they did it for political reasons, but do you really think that it wont have any negative health effects? You don't think there can be any negative effects to companies not being able to go, "Hey, drink our water, it's healthy, their soda isn't."?
Just like the pizza being labeled as vegetables. Of course it's done for political reasons, but now schools can serve it by itself, save money, and claim they're serving vegetables.
The fact that it they're doing it for political reasons doesn't make me feel any better...if they were just that stupid, that would be disconcerting. The fact that they're willing to to play games with our health for political reasons, that just makes me angry.