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Warnings for Drunks

Warning!!! Warning!!!

ALCOHOL WARNING LABELS
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA’s suggestion that the following warning
labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to
your bra and panties.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you
are not.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over
again that you love them.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really
dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse
with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of in explicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,
smarter, faster and better looking than most people.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH
you.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.


WARNING:
The crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gode.

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Warning
Consumption of alchol may make you think you can solve people’s problems.


Warning
Consumption of alchol may give you beer muscles.


Warning
Consumption of alchol can make tou spend excessive amounts of money.