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Warning to Any Guy Squatting in the Gym

http://poststuff4.entensity.net/032009/flash.php?media=nuts.flv

The other day I saw some girls eying my rear while I squatted. Now I know the real reason…
fml.

I would have got up and beat her to death with a 5lb plate!

oh god, why? imagine if he had some weight on there!

serves him right for doing 1/4 squats with 135 though

[quote]trav123456 wrote:

serves him right for doing 1/4 squats with 135 though[/quote]

LOL

God damn.

I assume this was meant to be a joke by her reaction and apology.

I dont think women truly realize how much that hurts/nauseates.

A good joke for a girlfriend is him in the face when he does not expect it, not the balls.

Is that really even 135? It looks like 115.
Even more of a reason, I suppose.

This happened to a friend/coworker’s brother.

The guy was doing a heavy triple at the time.

A girl went up to slap his ass on the eccentric of rep 1 and clipped his ball.

He dumped the weight(4 plates) and collapsed from a massive herniation.

My friend says the last thing he remembers is seeing his brother turn pale and pass out before the paramedics got to him.
He bled out in the hospital.

[quote]TooHuman wrote:
This happened to a friend/coworker’s brother.

The guy was doing a heavy triple at the time.

A girl went up to slap his ass on the eccentric of rep 1 and clipped his ball.

He dumped the weight(4 plates) and collapsed from a massive herniation.

My friend says the last thing he remembers is seeing his brother turn pale and pass out before the paramedics got to him.
He bled out in the hospital.[/quote]

holy shit

[quote]TooHuman wrote:
This happened to a friend/coworker’s brother.

The guy was doing a heavy triple at the time.

A girl went up to slap his ass on the eccentric of rep 1 and clipped his ball.

He dumped the weight(4 plates) and collapsed from a massive herniation.

My friend says the last thing he remembers is seeing his brother turn pale and pass out before the paramedics got to him.
He bled out in the hospital.[/quote]

Damn. I’m not sure if I should say “that sucks” or “at least he went out squatting.”

I can’t believe that bitch is dumb enough to tape herself assaulting someone.

Why’d she say ‘sorry’ to the guy in the video? It wasn’t an accident.

That is messed up. First, you don’t kick a man in the balls. Second, you don’t interfere with someone while they’re squatting.

Combining those two things is just…

I would have busted her face in. I would have pulled a Comedian on her and knocked her straight in the nose. If it were a dude, I’d kill him. Take a 5lb plate, beat him across the head, spit on him, and insult his family.

WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS??


That woman deserves a beat down.

I mean, I’m sure as soon as someone suggests violence, there will be about fifteen other, more sensible people on the forum suggest that the law handle it, so that our protagonist can one day go back to squatting in peace outside of a prison setting.

This makes sense.

But the woman still deserves a beatdown.

Incidentally, I was shocked at the dearth of graphics a googl-image search for ‘woman beatdown’ returned.


Man I would of done a Falcon Punch on that fucking bitch. You don’t do that shit.

What the fuck is her problem?

I would probably kill her, but the most reasonable thing to do would report her and get that fucking dyed blond fucking bimbo kicked out of the gym.

Bitch definitely needs a beating. I would love to know the actual story behind this.

Yeah, I would for sure Chris Brown that bitch.

My balls would of broken her foot.