A US Marine Squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured & unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in similar, but less serious state.
The Marine was conscious & alert. As first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed & moving north along the highway here & coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other & both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife & he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk".
So I yelled back and said "Osama Bin Ladin dresses & acts like a frigid, mean spirited woman!"
He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"
"There we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."