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War Story From Iraq


#1

A US Marine Squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured & unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in similar, but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious & alert. As first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed & moving north along the highway here & coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other & both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife & he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk".

So I yelled back and said "Osama Bin Ladin dresses & acts like a frigid, mean spirited woman!"

He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"

"There we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."

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#2

That's funny!


#3

Verry good!


#4

Ted Kennedy = Saddam Hussein
Hillary Clinton = Osama bin Laden

...old news...


#5

You mean the Iraqi terrorist, sorry freedomfighter, sorry terrorist. Anyway, you mean to say the Iraqi didn't use his wmd by mentioning something about Bush's intellect. Or lack thereoff?