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War Story From Iraq


A US Marine Squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured & unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in similar, but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious & alert. As first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed & moving north along the highway here & coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other & both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife & he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk".

So I yelled back and said "Osama Bin Ladin dresses & acts like a frigid, mean spirited woman!"

He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"

"There we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."



That's funny!


Verry good!


Ted Kennedy = Saddam Hussein
Hillary Clinton = Osama bin Laden

...old news...


You mean the Iraqi terrorist, sorry freedomfighter, sorry terrorist. Anyway, you mean to say the Iraqi didn't use his wmd by mentioning something about Bush's intellect. Or lack thereoff?