“Soy Kills”
“This is my squat rack. There are many like it, but this one is mine.”
“Its chalk. Fuck off.”
“ATG”
“LIGHT WEIGHT!”
“Suck my swiss balls”
“cellphone-DOWN, barbell-UP”
“I’ll cut when I’m dead”
“Estrogen nation is
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[quote]maryjane wrote:
OOOhhh OOOOhh OOOhhh…
my favorite…
buff girlie stick figure (probably with a bow in hair to symbolize a girl) loading a squat rack with 45’s, skinny stick figure standing next to her and girl stick figure saying “no, I don’t need your help/spot” on the front
on the back, said boy stick figure trying to squat what she loaded and busting his ass![/quote]
You uppity femi-nazi.
Great idea. 
[quote]swordthrower wrote:
“This is my squat rack. There are many like it, but this one is mine.”
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That one and “I see weak people.” are the best.
[quote]PGJ wrote:
“All Natural”
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This is the winner…
These are from another thread:
[quote]Derek wrote:
I squat, therefore I am.
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[quote]Trailblazer wrote:
6. No Barbell Curls in the Squat Rack.
7. No &$*% Barbell curls in the Squat rack.
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No &^$ Barbell Curls in the &$#$ Squat Rack.
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No &%& Barbell &#&* Curls in the $#@& Squat Rack.
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DAMMIT, didn’t you hear me? @#&* NO &$ BARBELL @#$%CURLS IN THE @#@$& SQUAT &&%$@# RACK!!!
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[quote]Dr. Ryan wrote:
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If your strong enough to lift it, then your strong enough to put it away.
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DB racks are like strip clubs, 3ft. rule strictly enforced
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Spandex is a privilege, not a right
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If you sweat on it, wipe it up.
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Those caught curling in the squat rack will be prosecuted.
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What part about 20 minute time limit do you not understand.
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The weight tree has multiple branches for a reason, your family tree I’m not so sure about.
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Do I look like I need your advice.
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[quote]flynniec6 wrote:
- Headphones! Because I Don’t Want To Listen To You.[/quote]
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Dont you wish you had some!TESTOSTERONE:
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Nope, looks only like Estrogen!Got TESTOSTERONE?
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Im JACKED! Your not! F**KIN pu**y!
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Something you know nothing about!TESTOSTERONE?
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TESTOSTERONE who? Not you........HA!HA!
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Something you will NEVER have!Its called MUSCLE & POWER!
“If only I got a dollar for every weakling I’ve ever seen . . .”
[quote]swordthrower wrote:
“Its chalk. Fuck off.”[/quote]
I just about fell off my chair laughing when I read that one!
I also like the brutal simplicity of “Shut Up and Squat”/“Squats and Milk!!”
[quote]oboffill wrote:
maryjane wrote:
OOOhhh OOOOhh OOOhhh…
my favorite…
buff girlie stick figure (probably with a bow in hair to symbolize a girl) loading a squat rack with 45’s, skinny stick figure standing next to her and girl stick figure saying “no, I don’t need your help/spot” on the front
on the back, said boy stick figure trying to squat what she loaded and busting his ass!
You uppity femi-nazi.
Great idea. ;-)[/quote]
I promise I’m not a femi-nazi! I just hate it when I’m loading and some asshole asks me if I need help. Duh dickweed, do I LOOK like I need help. Rather, do you think I would be loading the freaking bb if I needed YOUR HELP! DUH!!!
“You are what you squat.”
“The bar will break before my spirit does.”
“DEADmanLIFTING.”
“That’s not the world on my shoulders, its 500lbs!”
“MaryJane wants me bad.” 
“My gut is my balance point.”
“Racks, for squeezin’ and squatin’.”
“Lift, Eat, Grow!”
“Arnold Is Numero Uno”
No, I’m not gonna spot you.
No,I don’t juice.
It’s late and I can’t sleep.
“Free Craig Titus”
“Does my chalk offend?”
“Real men squat…all the way down”
“I deadlift small cars and my back is just fine”
How about the “Retro-male” with today’s powerful image. Arnold squeezing that old-fashioned thing with three chicks draped on him. Totally sexist and offensive to todays softer and gender-neutral sensitive male.
“Someone go find more 45’s”
“Put the swiss ball back in the aerobics room, please”
“I trained my core in the Marines” (had to do it)
“Do as I say, not as I do. You can’t handle it.” (with a picture of some guy deadlifting like 800lbs.)
“Your personal trainer is a puss”
“Eat, lift, rest. It’s that simple”
“Muscle makes a body good”
“You look like a human coathanger”
“I can clean my ears out with your trainer’s arms”
“Power is Power”
“Weapon of Mass Instruction”
“Don’t tell me how to squat”
“If you’re not getting stronger, you’re getting weaker”
“Your gut doesn’t care how many stairs you’ve climbed”
“Live long and prosper, always lift heavy” - Spock
“Put the damn book down and start lifting”
“Protein rage”
“Tofu is for hippies. Meat is for men.”
“Happiness is a XXXlb. deadlift”
“Don’t worry, I won’t eat you” (Prof X needs this one)
“Livin’ Large”
Time for bed.
“I live here”
“Carnivore”
“Everything of mine is larger”
“Poor implulse control”
There are a handful of physics equations that come to mind, depending on how much of a “Warrior Nerd” you are.
“Power = Work over Time”
“Instantaneous Power = Force X Velocity”
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[quote]magnetnerd wrote:
mazilla wrote:
PGJ wrote:
helga wrote:
PGJ wrote:
“I see weak people”
I reckon that is your winner right there.
My favorite as well. I’ll take an XL.
thats one, three or four more should do. i would hurry if i were you.
I’m a little confused as to what is going on.
-You’re selling this for $5 + s&h?
-You need three or four more people to buy this shirt in order to make it worthwhile to print
-Or you need three or four more quotes?
If you need more people to buy it, I’m in.
If you need more quotes…I have nothing right now.[/quote]
i don’t need anything but the quotes, since he is giving me the homie hook-up i can squeeze a few shirts for the people who give me the best quotes at my homie price of $5 + whatever it takes to ship it to you. like i said, i am xl size so they will have to be that size or he’s gonna think i’m trying to make money off his friendship which would be wrong.
i’m not making anything off this, neither is he(i cant see how he would at 5 bucks a pop) thats why there will be a limited number available. if your interested in more shirts, i’m sure i can work something out with him. thats up to you, if enough people want me to get them one, i’m sure that wouldnt be a problem, but i will be closer to $12 per shirt. i’ll just do one big order so he doesnt have to re-setup. i have a paypal acc. that the money could be sent to i guess. i havent put much thought into as of yet, i didnt think there would be must interest.
[quote]swordthrower wrote:
“Soy Kills”
“This is my squat rack. There are many like it, but this one is mine.”
“Its chalk. Fuck off.”
“ATG”[/quote]
this is my squat rack…thats two.
“DESTROY WEAKNESS”
“CRUSH”
“UP”
“NEVER STRONG ENOUGH”
A silhouette of a box squat with the caption “FUCK GRAVITY”
The classic: Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of the women.
“BEND THE BAR”
Just a few ideas.
[quote]mazilla wrote:
i don’t need anything but the quotes, since he is giving me the homie hook-up i can squeeze a few shirts for the people who give me the best quotes at my homie price of $5 + whatever it takes to ship it to you. like i said, i am xl size so they will have to be that size or he’s gonna think i’m trying to make money off his friendship which would be wrong.
i’m not making anything off this, neither is he(i cant see how he would at 5 bucks a pop) thats why there will be a limited number available. if your interested in more shirts, i’m sure i can work something out with him. thats up to you, if enough people want me to get them one, i’m sure that wouldnt be a problem, but i will be closer to $12 per shirt. i’ll just do one big order so he doesnt have to re-setup. i have a paypal acc. that the money could be sent to i guess. i havent put much thought into as of yet, i didnt think there would be must interest.[/quote]
All is clear now. Thanks.
[quote]PGA200X wrote:
“You are what you squat.”
“The bar will break before my spirit does.”
“DEADmanLIFTING.”
“That’s not the world on my shoulders, its 500lbs!”
“MaryJane wants me bad.”
“My gut is my balance point.”
“Racks, for squeezin’ and squatin’.”
“Lift, Eat, Grow!”
“Arnold Is Numero Uno”[/quote]
the bar will break bedore my spirit does…thats three. two left, i’ll wait a little while to pick the last two. good luck, so far so good. thanks
Image is from AnimalPak.