I have an extremely large penis and I am a chronic liar.
I cant believe that this thread is still going around. Actually, it is a great thread and secretly I am only editing this post in the hope that I can make the awful picture of myself dissapear.
Damn you mods. How many times have you posted that if you edit your post, make sure that you reattach the picture, well, I edit my post, dont attach the picture, but the damn picture is still there. Will you at least let me change it to a pic of a beautiful woman drinking beer?