Sand?: Rly? iLikeVag: yeh Sand?: Srsly? iLikeVag: lol Sand?: I like hats iLikeVag: i do! Sand?: And whisky iLikeVag: i love vagina Sand?: I find that aspect of your personality particularly fascinating, please tell me more iLikeVag: well you see iLikeVag: i have this girlfriend iLikeVag: and she is 12 Sand?: Please continue iLikeVag: and im 13 Sand?: Yup iLikeVag: and we have been going out since we were 7 iLikeVag: and we started having sex on her 10th birthday Sand?: Are you aware that pedophiles have been sighted on this website Sand?: They're everywhere iLikeVag: really? Sand?: I'd be careful with your stories of 12 year old vagina Sand?: It's true iLikeVag: dude shes my girlfriend iLikeVag: who says its illegal to have sex? Sand?: BOYFRIEND, it's spelt BOYFRIEND Sand?: Teh governments iLikeVag: show me iLikeVag: where it says its illegal for underage people to have sex Sand?: Nelson Mandela fought and died so that people like you could have the right to be free Sand?: and this is what you do with it Sand?: You sicken me iLikeVag: um ok? iLikeVag: lots of people have sex.... Sand?: Well yeah Sand?: Just think about that next time you're thinking of peding out or whatever it is you kids call it these days iLikeVag: wtf iLikeVag: how am i a pedo iLikeVag: its not like i force her to have sex Sand?: You don't? Sand?: That's even worse Sand?: You psychopath iLikeVag: your stupid Sand?: Your sexy iLikeVag: thxx iLikeVag: iLikeVag: im just kidding about all that iLikeVag: im a virgin Sand?: Rly? iLikeVag: yea Sand?: Do you know what sand stands for? iLikeVag: no iLikeVag: what ? Sand?: sexually appropriate non-chalante disco iLikeVag: lol iLikeVag: ur funny Sand?: You wish iLikeVag: how old r u? Sand?: Like over 9000 Sand?: or less iLikeVag: um iLikeVag: ? Sand?: I get confused easily iLikeVag: you are very weird Sand?: It's either 21 or 112 Sand?: I'm always getting them mixed up iLikeVag: i think ur gay iLikeVag: GAY
Owned at the end here, but revenge was to be had...
That made me happy.
Here's another one, they disconnected from me...
Cadbury: Why hi
Sand?: Your name rhymes with Badbury Sand?: I thought you should know that Cadbury: What's Badbury? Sand?: I don't know Sand?: But it scares me Cadbury: Heh, shouldn't do Sand?: Why not? It's got the word bad in it for gods sake. Thats got to be a bad omen. Sand?: It also rhymes with Sadbury Sand?: Are you sad? Cadbury: Not at all Sand?: Why? Cadbury: Why would I be? Sand?: You don't need a reason to be sad. Its just normal isn't it? Sand?: Thats what my wife told me Cadbury: It is, yes, but I'm not Sand?: Wife/Dog Sand?: She's a dog Sand?: But she's also my wife Sand?: We're very much in love Cadbury: Really. How does that work? Sand?: It's very biological Sand?: You ever heard of doggy style? Cadbury: Of course Sand?: Whoever named that never slept with a dog Sand?: Basically you hang upside down Sand?: From a rafter or whatever is nearby Sand?: You'll need to lift the dog up at first Sand?: obviously