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Wallaby Milk?


#1

"I'm feeling a little sick, maybe I'll go milk a wallaby."

Awesome.


#2

The only problems are that Wallabies are famous for their incredibly small and sensitive nipples and it's difficult to get milking stools small enough to fit under them.


#3

How about milking a camel then?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4930094.stm


#4

Will it improve my vertical?????

TNT


#5

We have a pretty easy way to get the milk over here in Australia. It has been learned over generations but quite simply all you need to do is get a wallaby to come back to your place, have some romantic music on, dim the lights a little, a few scented candles and they give up access to the nipples, and the milk in a flash.

Or does that only work with women, I am all confused now.........