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Wallaby Milk?


"I'm feeling a little sick, maybe I'll go milk a wallaby."



The only problems are that Wallabies are famous for their incredibly small and sensitive nipples and it's difficult to get milking stools small enough to fit under them.


How about milking a camel then?



Will it improve my vertical?????



We have a pretty easy way to get the milk over here in Australia. It has been learned over generations but quite simply all you need to do is get a wallaby to come back to your place, have some romantic music on, dim the lights a little, a few scented candles and they give up access to the nipples, and the milk in a flash.

Or does that only work with women, I am all confused now.........