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Viva Las Vegas !! ( 7 days )

Sup guys & gals.

I posted a while back about my future trip to “sin city”, looking for suggesstions on shows, entertainment & etc…

We will be spending 4 nights @ Paris. Have tickets to a Penn & Teller show, and gonna book an 6 hour ATV tour through the mojave desert tomorow.

Anybody else have any suggesstions. Wild to mild? Strip clubs woud be great, but shes not down with that. :frowning:

Oh yeah. In April I went down to Mex. and while I was there bought a couple packages of Levitra, Cialis and Viagra. Haven’t tried any yet. I will bring some on the trip for sure. I’ve heard great success with Levitra. And fair with Viagra. No I don’t have ED (Im 26 ), but I plan on sex everytime where in the hotel room. What do you guys like better?

Also: Has anyone gone on the ghondola ride?

You must go check out Zumanity, the adult Crique de Solel show at New York New York. It is like nothing you’ve ever seen before.

Best Buffet for the money: Palace Station ($8.99)

I’ve looked into the Zumanity show. Even posted about it on here once or twice. Got mixed responses. If we do Zumanity it’ll be probally a spur of the moment thing.

Where is the Palace Station? Good buffett huh? I"m all about good buffett’s!

The Buffet at the Bellagio is awesome. Pricy but worth it, but if you’re going to pinch pennies then Vegas ain’t for you. If you can sneak out for a few hours without the wife or whoever “she” is, may I humbly suggest The Spearmint Rhino. Three stages, over 30 VIP rooms, and over 300 dancers on peak nights. You won’t want to leave. Your girlfriend might even be down with it, there were lots of girlfriends there when I went. I can’t think of too many things hotter than my girl getting a lapdance.

EDIT: I missed the part about you staying at Paris.

[quote]MNguns wrote:
I’ve looked into the Zumanity show. Even posted about it on here once or twice. Got mixed responses. If we do Zumanity it’ll be probally a spur of the moment thing.
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Admittedly, a lot of the jokes were corny, but the acrobatics and dancing and staging were really cool. There’s hot girls for you and man candy for your girlfriend.

I can see some of the tight-assed homophobes on this site having a problem with it. There was one man-on-man skit and there’s a sexually ambiguous character. But that’s only 3 among about 25-30 characters so WTF!

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Where is the Palace Station? Good buffett huh? I"m all about good buffett’s![/quote]
Off the strip near the north end (I forget the cross street). I guess it’s only a great savings if you’ve already rented a car. It’s a good stop if you want to drive Downtown one night (also recommended).

I remember when I was 21. I was dating a striper @ the time. We went to vegas for my 21st. She was down with going to the strip club. I can’t remember which one it was. But there were playboy playmates dancing.

I’ll never forget this. When we walked up to the stage to get a seat. I saw this guy a couple seats next to me and a bunch of peopel staring @ him. After a closer examination. Turns out one of the stripers was given him head. Right there in the OPEN!!! It was awsome!!!

We met this couple from CA there. The wife was a hottie, and husband was hammered. He passed out in the club, and the wife & I went back to a VIP room and she got a lap dance, and I got to watch. She was even making out with the striper. Oh man. Good times!!!

I’m going this Thursday. I’m quite psyched. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Staying at the Bellagio.

Definately make sure you visit Crazy Horse Too at some point. :wink:

[quote]MNguns wrote:
Sup guys & gals.

I posted a while back about my future trip to “sin city”, looking for suggesstions on shows, entertainment & etc…

We will be spending 4 nights @ Paris. Have tickets to a Penn & Teller show, and gonna book an 6 hour ATV tour through the mojave desert tomorow.

Anybody else have any suggesstions. Wild to mild? Strip clubs woud be great, but shes not down with that. :frowning:

Oh yeah. In April I went down to Mex. and while I was there bought a couple packages of Levitra, Cialis and Viagra. Haven’t tried any yet. I will bring some on the trip for sure. I’ve heard great success with Levitra. And fair with Viagra. No I don’t have ED (Im 26 ), but I plan on sex everytime where in the hotel room. What do you guys like better?

Also: Has anyone gone on the ghondola ride?
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OMG, sounds like for you what happens in Vegas is really going to have to stay in Vegas…oh and the t-Nation forums. Do tell us how it goes.

Oh, and I’m up for adoption, I’m a gread kid, well-behaved, quiet. Can you temporarily adopt me for the trip?

[quote]MNguns wrote:
Sup guys & gals.

I posted a while back about my future trip to “sin city”, looking for suggesstions on shows, entertainment & etc…

We will be spending 4 nights @ Paris. Have tickets to a Penn & Teller show, and gonna book an 6 hour ATV tour through the mojave desert tomorow.

Anybody else have any suggesstions. Wild to mild? Strip clubs woud be great, but shes not down with that. :frowning:

Oh yeah. In April I went down to Mex. and while I was there bought a couple packages of Levitra, Cialis and Viagra. Haven’t tried any yet. I will bring some on the trip for sure. I’ve heard great success with Levitra. And fair with Viagra. No I don’t have ED (Im 26 ), but I plan on sex everytime where in the hotel room. What do you guys like better?

Also: Has anyone gone on the ghondola ride?

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Staying at the Paris huh? I did that for a week back in 2000 and ended up getting married! No, seriously…

Got our license at the Clark County Courthouse (this is a necessary step, that bullshit in the movies where drunk people walk into a chapel and walk out married is just that) and were married at the Candlelight Chapel across from Circus Circus on the strip (I see it in movies all the time).

Anyway, we had our reception dinner at the top of the half-scale Eiffel Tower in front of the hotel (this was a kind of symbolic thing, as I had given her her engagment ring at the top of the real Eiffel Tower in the real Paris, France; top that muthafuckas!) Incredible food at incredibly high prices, but it is a 5-star restaurant, so I guess you have to expect that.

Chinadoll,
I thought you were married ro something?

go the rhino…the spearmint rhino…

breakfast buffet at the wynn is ridicioulous. There is also a place called the gun store where you can shoot ww2 machine guns.

enjoy yourself

i was there over memorial day weekend…was supposed to stay at the paris, but it was overbooked so they had us in bally’s, which was right next door. we argued for comp money at paris and got $200 for the 4 of us, which went by pretty quickly. i also so penn and teller, which was funny at times. be forewarned though, most of the show is penn talking. if you like him, then you’ll enjoy him. he kind of annoys me, so i was not a big fan of the show. as far as strip clubs go, i went to treasures, where they were shooting something for playboy tv and deja vu showgirls. i highly recommend deja vu showgirls.

oh yea, the carnival buffet at the rio has great variety.

I go at least once a year…sometimes two. Just love Vegas and I can’t get enough.

My favorite buffet is at Bally’s…yeah it costs 20 bucks but man o man…you can get anything, and I mean anything you want.

Studio 54 was very cool…Club Ice kind of sucked…Diamond Caberet kind of behind Circus Circus just has to be the best strip club…

For anything else, I’m not too sure about. I just mainly go to drink, gamble and party with my boys. :slight_smile:

We did do the GM the Drive thing behind Sahara…it’s 10 bucks and you get to drive almost any new GM car you want…For 10 bucks you pick two…I picked the 'Vette and Hummer. Just awesome. You get to take them on a speed track and off road track.

I went last year and saw this band called Yellow Brick Road, might still be there at Boulder Station-if classic rock is your thing, they play everything, black sabbath, metallica, Van Halen, Led Zepellin, the singer can do any voice, I had a pretty good time but the cost of drinks are a bitch.

Hmmm . . .

Out of curiosity, did they have a Z06 Vette available there?

[quote]lostinthought wrote:
I go at least once a year…sometimes two. Just love Vegas and I can’t get enough.

My favorite buffet is at Bally’s…yeah it costs 20 bucks but man o man…you can get anything, and I mean anything you want.

Studio 54 was very cool…Club Ice kind of sucked…Diamond Caberet kind of behind Circus Circus just has to be the best strip club…

For anything else, I’m not too sure about. I just mainly go to drink, gamble and party with my boys. :slight_smile:

We did do the GM the Drive thing behind Sahara…it’s 10 bucks and you get to drive almost any new GM car you want…For 10 bucks you pick two…I picked the 'Vette and Hummer. Just awesome. You get to take them on a speed track and off road track. [/quote]

i am going for my friends bachelor party in two weeks. he is the first of our h.s. friends to get married so the bachelor party will be well worth it, only problem is i need reasonably cheap places to gamble and eat otherwise i am going to be broke in the first day…other than saying “you’re fucked” do you have any tips of Vegas on a non VIP bankroll.

[quote]biltritewave wrote:
i am going for my friends bachelor party in two weeks. he is the first of our h.s. friends to get married so the bachelor party will be well worth it, only problem is i need reasonably cheap places to gamble and eat otherwise i am going to be broke in the first day…other than saying “you’re fucked” do you have any tips of Vegas on a non VIP bankroll.[/quote]
Slots o’ Fun next to Circus Circus - Home of the $1.49 1/2-lb hot dog (dressed how you like) and cheap tables.

Circus Circus has a fairly cheap buffet, but it’s packed out the ass all the time.

Check some of the old casinos out for whatever specials they’re running (Tropicana, Stardust).

[quote]Damici wrote:
Hmmm . . .

Out of curiosity, did they have a Z06 Vette available there?

lostinthought wrote:

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Oh god no. It was also an automatic which kind of blew…The Vette in all honesty didn’t really seem all that fast. It was still fun as hell though. They also have the Caddy STS-V there which would be a faster ride than the vette. Didn’t drive that one though…

Damn. THAT (the Z06) I would’ve done it for. Otherwise, eh . . .

I did rent a 2006 regular (C6) Vette recently, which was unfortuantely an automatic, but its power is hidden until you completely stomp on it. Remember, even the base Vette has 400 horsepower! So when you put your foot to the floor in that puppy and hold it there, it FLIES.

I was honestly blown away by how fast the thing was when you really stomped on the gas. Very pleasantly surprised. :slight_smile:

[quote]lostinthought wrote:
Damici wrote:
Hmmm . . .

Out of curiosity, did they have a Z06 Vette available there?

lostinthought wrote:

Oh god no. It was also an automatic which kind of blew…The Vette in all honesty didn’t really seem all that fast. It was still fun as hell though. They also have the Caddy STS-V there which would be a faster ride than the vette. Didn’t drive that one though…[/quote]

[quote]MNguns wrote:
Chinadoll,
I thought you were married ro something?[/quote]

I’m not hitting on anyone. BUT I would love to go to Las Vegas! I’m always always down for Vegas. Anyway, have fun at the Paris! I’m sure your lady will love it! And, the Paris smells really, really nice!