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Vin Diesel > Chuck Norris


#1

You can deny it all you want.


#2

Before there were shitty Chuck Norris quotes, there were shitty Vin Diesel quotes. So yeah, you're right.

Vin Diesel likes to steal from the rich and eat the poor.


#3

Mr. T is better than Vin Diesel.

There are only two types of people, those he pittys, and those who are fools.

Chuck Norris lives in a roundhouse, and you're only seconds from death if he kicks you in a video game, or somethin. Oh yeah, he's the man.


#4

but what if Vin Diesel was trained by a certain coach Ditka?


#5

doesn't matter, cause all chuck needs is a mini-ditka


#6

The sun would collapse into a black hole, and from it would emerge a leviathan man-beast called "Vinnie Bear" who trancends time and eats planets, all in defense of his beloved planet Earth.

Or maybe not. Hard to say.


#7


SPOOON!!


#8

Every body knows that Chuck Norris cloned himself, shaved it and called it Vin Diesel. They are the same person.


#9

ROFL! For some strange reason I read this "DieselWiesel > Chuck Norris". I even made up some shitty DW quotes but then realised this was about that other Diesel. :frowning: