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Viagra. Where Do I Store it When Going Out


#1

Viagra as well as any other pills can be difficult to remember when leaving the house. I usually do remember the pills but the problem is storing them on myself as I'm out and about. I've lost pills out of my pocket, lost them throughout the car, and have had them crushed in my pants. I bought the pill fob but it's kinda obvious.

I'm curious how you all deal with it?


#2

I have no use for Viagra.

Good luck with that.


#3

Dude, we gotta have a serious conversation here.

If your pants are so tight that they are crushing pills in your pocket, you’re committing a big offence against the vision on your fellow man. Buy some looser fitting pants man!

Alternatively, put it in cling wrap and throw them in your wallet or something, they can’t be that conspicuous. Or jacket pocket?


#4

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#5

If you buy a vibrator and carry that with you, you could put the pills where the battery go.

It also acts as a backup plan if the viagra gets lost.


#6

Hide them in your cane


#7

I prefer to store it in my rectum. Not only is it indetectable in there, it has a nice, slow release effect so when the time is right, the time is right if you catch my drift (wink wink … I’m talking about getting a boner).


#8

why hide it? Hiding is not Alpha.

Get a glass vile necklace on a silver chain like the ones goth chicks wear. Make sure it is clear and put that blue pill in there. Make your intentions as clear as that vile. While sitting across from the table, bathed in candle light, hold that vile up between you. Move it around slowly. Let it slide against the glass. Look deeply in her eyes and tell her, “I am going to give you the best night I chemically can.”

Slowly, very very slowly take that pill out while keeping eye contact. Even more slowlyer (be the Alpha of slowness because being slow is the ultimate alpha so being the slowest will make you the most alpha) put that pill in your mouth–keep eye contact–and swallow…deeply and slowly. Make sure to blow the candles out. Fire hazards are not alpha.


#9

[quote]TheKraken wrote:
Make sure to blow the candles out. Fire hazards are not alpha. [/quote]

If I had a slow clap .gif I’d post that shit right now. Fire hazard are not alpha, indeed.


#10

Got a small bottle of Aleve? Mix them in with that… similar shape and color… but watch who you give them out to.


#11

[quote]CLUNK wrote:
I have no use for Viagra.

Good luck with that.[/quote]

That is because you are a Ballchinian.


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#13

I tried some of that kamagra jelly stuff the other day. Meh, it was ok. Not convinced it did all that much except mean I had a semi in between sessions.


#14

Pills are for amateurs. Pros go the liquid route right into the main vein:


#15

[quote]theuofh wrote:
Pills are for amateurs. Pros go the liquid route right into the main vein:

So do you inject it right in the pee hole?


#16

Why hide it at all? Just take it continuously, pop a pill every couple hours and walk around with a boner all the time. I mean, you never know when you might get some, right? If other people stare or comment on your ever throbbing hard on, accuse them of liking what they see a little too much.


#17

I’m always mystified by these Viagra topics when they (ehem) pop up. I can’t understand how it is guys who train and are often quite young, need it. Isn’t Viagra for the middle aged couch potato and old folk?

I’m mystified but I do appreciate the opportunity to slip in a nice humblebrag. I’m 50 years old and never in my life have I failed to get it up. I’ve been with the same woman since I was 27 and tomorrow is our 18 year wedding anniversary. We just had a 24 hour period where we had sex 3 times. 5am yesterday, 6pm yesterday (technically should count the 6pm as twice because we were interrupted by our 5yo daughter and had to resume ten minutes later) and 3am today. No problems what-so-ever and I don’t take anything. The only sups I take are creatine, Vitamin D, protein powder and Curcumin as needed. Oh yeah, and I don’t even do cardio.

So how the fuck is it some of you guys need Viagra?


#18

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]CLUNK wrote:
I have no use for Viagra…

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I’m sorry for you. Maybe some of the threads we’ve had here on GAL on how to git gerlz could be of assistance to you.
[/quote]

Nope. My hydraulics work just fine. That, and my woman is hot. No little blue pill required.


#19

[quote]on edge wrote:
I’m always mystified by these Viagra topics when they (ehem) pop up. I can’t understand how it is guys who train and are often quite young, need it. Isn’t Viagra for the middle aged couch potato and old folk?
… No problems what-so-ever and I don’t take anything. The only sups I take are creatine, Vitamin D, protein powder and Curcumin as needed. Oh yeah, and I don’t even do cardio.

So how the fuck is it some of you guys need Viagra?

[/quote]

Ditto that.


#20

I’m pretty sure this is a troll thread. At least I assumed it was.