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Very Amusing..

This is related to the Iraqi Information Minister who in the face of irrefutable evidence constantly churns out claims that Iraq are winning the war…

Here are a couple of quotes…

“We blocked them inside the city. Their rear is blocked”

“It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don’t know why they were fired into Kuwait.”

“The shock has backfired on them. They are shocked because of what they have seen. No one received them with roses. They were received with bombs, shoes and bullets. Now, the game has been exposed. Awe will backfire on them. This is the boa snake. We will extend it further and cut it the appropriate way.”

“I think the British nation has never been faced with a tragedy like this fellow [Blair].”

Quite amusing, the website is below… some funny stuff…



Yea he reminds me of the Invincible Black Knight from Monty Pythons Search for the Holy Grail.

we did not just get bombed, no that wasn’t a bullet flying by my head, the americans are not even in Iraq, no I am not being taken away by american soldiers right now it’s all hollywood tricks, they are making all of this up on tv.

I cant wait till saturday night live gets ahold of this guy.

Here’s a link to some of the guy’s better quotes:


“We blocked them inside the city. Their rear is blocked”

Sorry, didn’t mean to post that here. Netscape is giving me fits on this forum today for some reason. IE seems to be working ok though. Like I said, didn’t mean to re-post the same info here.

I remember he was saying something to the effect that the Americans weren’t even near the city and that they were all running for their lives and then you heard a massive explosion and saw a huge plume of smoke behind him. Unreal.