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Vegita or Any Other Landscapers?!

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#1

Who here is good with sprinkler systems that can give me advice.

I have a fairly big yard, probably around 5500 sq ft and the sprinklers have been an issue for me since the day I moved in. My backyard lawn is quickly dying and before I decide to completely redo my entire sprinkler system I thought I’d come here for help. I currently have rainbird rotary style sprinklers in my backyard, I’m debating on yanking all these out and installing traditional pop up style sprinklers. The sprinklers are creating donut shapes, where the grass next to the sprinklers is green and forms a small circle, but the grass 3 ft and furthur is yellow and dying.

I’ve tried googling, but all it says is check water pressure or change sprinkler head. Water pressure is fine and all the sprinkler heads are new. Some areas of my yard are COMPLETELY fkn dead now, looks like i’m going to have to drop some sod in these areas after I figure out how to tune my sprinkler system.

#2

Oh and before kerley, LankEy, Lawsonsmanueal or anyone else comes in here and gives me shit let me say, YES I’m mexican, Yes I should be a gread landscaper, YES I’m giving mexicans a bad name by posting this, No the problem is not that I have a car parked on my lawn.

#3

Is the rusty weights on your lawn the issue? Or the Gran tourino engine?

#4

[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
Is the rusty weights on your lawn the issue? Or the Gran tourino engine?[/quote]

lol.

Vegita really got under your skin with that landscaper joke didnt he? It’s just a joke. Why dont you go to home depot or lowes and ask a specialist?

#5

WUT?

#6

^ there is a pic there…WAIT FOR IT!

while i dont care about andys garden…why am i a level 0?

#7

many of us are level 0’s now. It is a sad day.

#8

[quote]JaX Un wrote:
many of us are level 0’s now. It is a sad day.[/quote]

i used alot of Flameout for that level 4…god damn!!

#9

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]JaX Un wrote:
many of us are level 0’s now. It is a sad day.[/quote]

i used alot of Flameout for that level 4…god damn!![/quote]

So it’s a good lube?

#10

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
Oh and before kerley, LankEy, Lawsonsmanueal or anyone else comes in here and gives me shit let me say, YES I’m mexican, Yes I should be a gread landscaper, YES I’m giving mexicans a bad name by posting this, No the problem is not that I have a car parked on my lawn. [/quote]

You see what you did there? You ruined the thread before it even had a chance to get going!

#11

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]JaX Un wrote:
many of us are level 0’s now. It is a sad day.[/quote]

i used alot of Flameout for that level 4…god damn!![/quote]

So it’s a good lube?[/quote]

Superb lube.

#12

[quote]SickAbs wrote:

[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
Is the rusty weights on your lawn the issue? Or the Gran tourino engine?[/quote]

lol.

Vegita really got under your skin with that landscaper joke didnt he? It’s just a joke. Why dont you go to home depot or lowes and ask a specialist?[/quote]

Are you being serious?? I cap on mexicans more the Vegita does, as I said before I have no problems with racist jokes and even encourage them.

I went to home depot, told them my problem, they gave me the number of the company they go thru for sprinkler installations. I explained the problem to the company they referred me to and they informed me that they will only come out to give me a quote for a whole new sprinkler system and they wont come out to show me how to tune my already installed sprinklers. Fuk that, I don’t want a whole new system and if I do decide to get one I’ll install it myself.

#13

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
Oh and before kerley, LankEy, Lawsonsmanueal or anyone else comes in here and gives me shit let me say, YES I’m mexican, Yes I should be a gread landscaper, YES I’m giving mexicans a bad name by posting this, No the problem is not that I have a car parked on my lawn. [/quote]

You see what you did there? You ruined the thread before it even had a chance to get going![/quote]

You know a lot about ruining threads before they get going, don’t you?

#14

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]SickAbs wrote:

[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
Is the rusty weights on your lawn the issue? Or the Gran tourino engine?[/quote]

lol.

Vegita really got under your skin with that landscaper joke didnt he? It’s just a joke. Why dont you go to home depot or lowes and ask a specialist?[/quote]

Are you being serious?? I cap on mexicans more the Vegita does, as I said before I have no problems with racist jokes and even encourage them.

I went to home depot, told them my problem, they told me to wait outside if I needed some extra work[/quote]

Fixed.

#15

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]SickAbs wrote:

[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
Is the rusty weights on your lawn the issue? Or the Gran tourino engine?[/quote]

lol.

Vegita really got under your skin with that landscaper joke didnt he? It’s just a joke. Why dont you go to home depot or lowes and ask a specialist?[/quote]

Are you being serious?? I cap on mexicans more the Vegita does, as I said before I have no problems with racist jokes and even encourage them.

I went to home depot, told them my problem, they told me to wait outside if I needed some extra work[/quote]

Fixed.[/quote]

Damn that was racially hilarious!

#16

Info here… How to adjust and more.

#17

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]SickAbs wrote:

[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
Is the rusty weights on your lawn the issue? Or the Gran tourino engine?[/quote]

lol.

Vegita really got under your skin with that landscaper joke didnt he? It’s just a joke. Why dont you go to home depot or lowes and ask a specialist?[/quote]

Are you being serious?? I cap on mexicans more the Vegita does, as I said before I have no problems with racist jokes and even encourage them.

I went to home depot, told them my problem, they told me to wait outside if I needed some extra work[/quote]

Fixed.[/quote]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! bravo sir.

#18

How about xerascaping it? Saves you cash on water bills

#19

[quote]RSGZ wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]JaX Un wrote:
many of us are level 0’s now. It is a sad day.[/quote]

i used alot of Flameout for that level 4…god damn!![/quote]

So it’s a good lube?[/quote]

Superb lube.[/quote]

Plus, it masks the smell of his vagina with a more pleasant dead fish smell.

#20

have you taken the heads up and checked for dirt clogging, grass roots growing into them, etc? Have rainbirds on our system, never had a problem with discharge amount.

and I would never seriously assume you could landscape just because you were of Hispanic orgin. Paint a picture of Selena on the hood of the Caprice Classic or mount a camaro front end on a Ford Escort, yeah, you’re good for that I know.