I found this funny and I hope you guys enjoy this. Especially people who like movies as much as I do.
I hate Friedberg and Seltzer with a passion so intense that is impossible to put into words. They embody the very worst qualities Hollywood has to offer: lying in wait for a spate of successful movies in a particular genre, then make a "movie" by cobbling together a bunch of random scenes and call the end result a "parody".
And they've never done anything else. I'm convinced that Hollywood execs keep them on the payroll to squeeze a few extra bucks out of mainstream releases when the directors/writers start to fuck up.
Vampires Suck maybe their downfall: nobody could do a Vampire parody better than Stephanie Meyers.
no one cares , wol.
God bless you.
Why would I be mad? I'm chillin'.
What blasphemy is this?
At first I didn't get it.
Then I Googled it.
Then I lol'd.
The only movie to suck more humor out of me was Schindler's List.
I'm not joking that even Schindler's List is funnier because there's that clever part where Goethe shoots a random inmate of the camp when he asks a line of other inmates who stole something from the pantry or whatever, so Goethe asks again who stole the food then a kid steps forward and points at the guy he'd just shot.
You know what they say, pics or it didn't happen; so it must be real. I always knew you were a closet waffle lover.