i bought the newest edition of muscular development in aus and was reading greg valentinos article and came across this, made me luagh, so i thought i might share
a bodybuilders fairytale
once apon a time a bodybuilder asked his girl " will you marry me?"
and the girl said “no” and he lived hapily ever after… yes tht the end
you must understand this poor young single bodybuilder who got turned down by his girlfriend now went to the gym when ever he wanted he trained everyday for as long as he wanted with no phone calls interupting his work out yes the poor single bodybuildr took steroids lots of steroids with all the extra money he saved up from being single he was able to afford eating big juicy steaks after every workout aside from buying his favourite car with no one else throwing there unwanted opinion in the decision
he even buaght a brand new harley davidson to drive to the gym on hot sunny days yes he spent many nights in strip clubs with his mateswho had to keep the cell phones switched off but not our poor single bodybuilder who had no real reason to turn off his phone ooops and lets not forget he that he flew out to vegas to see the olympia and to ohio to see the arnold every year with out askign somones permision and even hooked up with hot figure babes at the expos yes the poor single bodybuilder flew back hoem with a permanant smile on his face with no cell phone calls to ruin his weekends away hell he even enterd and won a few bodybuilding shows, yes indeed this poor single bodybuilder was the envy of all his friends, why? becuase the bitchh said “no” and he remaind a single free man thats what i call a happy ending.
from greg valentino from md magazine