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Valentine's Day for Men

So what do men want for VD? Do they want anything? A card, a gift, candy, what? Sex of course, but speaking materially, what am I supposed to do? I want him to be happy, not A) freaked out because I did something bizarre, or B) wondering “WTF, she’s only liberated when it suits her?” because women expect gifts but don’t reciprocate.

You men are making me a nervous wreck. I wish you’d all come to some sort of consensus about what you want from modern women!

I personally want nothing.

Nice bottle of scotch

no candy
no dinner out
no red t shirt
no wine
no gift card for Target
no valetines day card


homemade cookies, my favorite kind
homemade dinner, nothing fancy - meat and potatoes
you cooking in nothing more than an apron and high heels
and take this one day, this one day only’ to NOT tell me about all your asinine conversations that you had with your relatives, and the time you spent on hold while on the phone to the DMV.


any questions?

[quote]PaddyM wrote:
Nice bottle of scotch[/quote]

What constitutes a nice bottle? What kind?

Edgy, I do cookies for Christmas (along with a shirt or whatever) and the other stuff on the list (meat, heels) pretty regularly.

The last item…awkward…I just had my cousin here and…well, I probably don’t need to talk about it anymore…I guess. :slight_smile:

Wait, no card? How come?

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Wait, no card? How come?[/quote]

I just personally don’t like them. I read them then they clutter up the house because I’m not sure what the appropriate holding time is.

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
So what do men want for VD?

[/quote]

morning blowjob

None of that crap. Just the BJ.

Men are providers of materail things; we dont’ want that crap. Just go to town.

Deep gagger BJ.

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I wish you’d all come to some sort of consensus about what you want from modern women![/quote]

OK, after the BJ, breakfast, or better yet, shower with a soapy handjob followed by a BJ.

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[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
So what do men want for VD? Do they want anything? A card, a gift, candy, what? Sex of course, but speaking materially, what am I supposed to do? I want him to be happy, not A) freaked out because I did something bizarre, or B) wondering “WTF, she’s only liberated when it suits her?” because women expect gifts but don’t reciprocate.

You men are making me a nervous wreck. I wish you’d all come to some sort of consensus about what you want from modern women![/quote]

Already got that covered too:

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

No worries, that is garantueed to work on 97% of all guys.

If it does not work, no worries either, you shall be his bridesmaid when he marries another dude.

Cook cookies or something equally delicious and buy him an Xbox/ps3/pc game.

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PuNanny

What does he like?

I’m happy with cigars, bourbon, or cigar and bourbon accessories.

I also agree that cards are worthless.

[quote]dk44 wrote:
PuNanny[/quote]

DK! Didn’t know you were still around!

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
What does he like?

I’m happy with cigars, bourbon, or cigar and bourbon accessories.

I also agree that cards are worthless.[/quote]

Cards?

What cards?

Are there naked wimminz on them?

Can he pick one?

I dont understand?

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]dk44 wrote:
PuNanny[/quote]

DK! Didn’t know you were still around![/quote]

What’s Up Lanky! Yeah, still around, not on as much as old times. Haven’t seen you around in awhile, hope things are going good man!

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]PaddyM wrote:
Nice bottle of scotch[/quote]

What constitutes a nice bottle? What kind?

Edgy, I do cookies for Christmas (along with a shirt or whatever) and the other stuff on the list (meat, heels) pretty regularly.

The last item…awkward…I just had my cousin here and…well, I probably don’t need to talk about it anymore…I guess. :)[/quote]

FWIW, my bf and I just exchange cards. We discussed it last year and both agreed to not make a big deal out of it. He does get a little something for my daughter, but that’s it. No need to stress about the issue, TALK to him about it. There’s a chance he is stressing about a way to make it special for you as well.

As far as scotch…does he drink scotch? Is he more of a bourbon fan? Does he prefer Irish Whiskey? Is he even a brown liquor type of guy? What is your price range? FYI, for a “decent” bottle, you are looking at about $50…depending on your location, of course.

I’m personally a fan of Talisker and MacCallan for special occasions. If I am just chilling, I might have a Tullymore Dew while the bf likes Jamesons. And my preference of bourbon (while not my first choice) leans towards the “big name” bourbons like Makers or Knob Creek.

A nice steak dinner and a gun.

I was always under the impression it was a blowjob morning day. Blowjob in the morning for the guy then sex at night for the girl.

Any guy that wants anything on Vday is a fag. It’s a made up holiday to strictly pull at the strings of women. (Which it does very well)