A Boeing 747's wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
My name is the same backwards as it is forward.
a pregnant goldfish is called a twit
A group of goats is called a trip. A group of jellyfish is called a smack.
13 people are killed each year by falling vending machines.
the microscopic shit particles that fly out of your ass when you fart are called Creeks
I've read all of these not coming out any smarter.
humans are the only living creatures on Earth with the HAR-1 gene (supposedly the intelligence gene)
A human can be cloned using less than 5% of their DNA.
1/2 of all T-Nation posters are missing the HAR-1 gene
Mine is not.
In Michigan it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.
Falling into a small black hole will tear you to shreds, but theoretically, falling into a super-massive black hole will leave you in one piece. This is because a super massive black hole bends space time less due to its size.
Baby cockroaches are attracted to, and feed on the fecal matter of the adult roach.
A rooted Samsung Vibrant, running Nero v3, with a voodoo 5.x kernal is possibly the best phone I've ever had. Just saying, plus I'm bumping up my post count.
my penis is illegal in Michigan
Pretty sure those are called "sharts."
This thread will be so epic that 1.0 was baked into the title.
A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off.