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USA Womens Gymnastics- Shawn Johnson


word.


Yeah, you’ll never beat american…er…russian gymnasts that now live in america. So there!

Not really seeing the resemblance.

But, yeah, fuck China.

[quote]anonym wrote:
Not really seeing the resemblance.

But, yeah, fuck China.[/quote]

You don’t see the resemblance between Shawn Johnson and a mouse?

That girl is a couple whiskers away from straight rodent DNA.

Granted, she’s cute as hell, but very mouse-like, indeed.

[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
You don’t see the resemblance between Shawn Johnson and a mouse?

That girl is a couple whiskers away from straight rodent DNA.

Granted, she’s cute as hell, but very mouse-like, indeed.[/quote]

Not so much in that picture, and I haven’t been following the Olympics enough to be familiar with her.

I think this picture does the joke more justice, though.

Assholes

[quote]drewh wrote:
Assholes[/quote]

Yeah! What kind of human beings would say a girl who looks exactly like a mouse… looks kind of like a mouse…!?

Bunch of jerks, absolutely reprehensible.

[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
drewh wrote:
Assholes

Yeah! What kind of human beings would say a girl who looks exactly like a mouse… looks kind of like a mouse…!?

Bunch of jerks, absolutely reprehensible.[/quote]

lol…

Lmfao

that last pic really does look like a mouse

everyone looks like an animal in one way or another why bring it up

[quote]drewh wrote:
everyone looks like an animal in one way or another why bring it up[/quote]

including drivethru

[quote]drewh wrote:
everyone looks like an animal in one way or another why bring it up[/quote]

She does look like a mouse. I’d still hit it. While I was hitting it, I would casually muse, ‘Hey. You know you look like a mouse right?’ But that’s okay, because we’re having sex.


Wasn’t she Lucy Little?

[quote]drewh wrote:
everyone looks like an animal in one way or another why bring it up[/quote]

Because this particular resemblance isn’t just “one way or another”/tilting your head just-so while squinting from a distance in the right lighting at precisely the right angle…it’s the kind that jumps out at you in more than a few shots.

That being said, she is cute as hell (I wonder if that suggests latent bestiality urges on my part?). And, yes, she is 16 (I think), so I’ll put her on sexual layaway for a few years before I can slam her with a crude “I’d hit it” deviation without too much guilt.

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However.

[quote]drewh wrote:
everyone looks like an animal in one way or another why bring it up[/quote]

She does kinda look like a mouse in a cute way and she is a pretty girl. At least she doesn’t look like Templeton the rat.

D

[quote]Dedicated wrote:
drewh wrote:
everyone looks like an animal in one way or another why bring it up

She does kinda look like a mouse in a cute way and she is a pretty girl. At least she doesn’t look like Templeton the rat.

D[/quote]

Yeah, there are much worse animals to resemble out there (mousey is probably the only one that can still look attractive).

[quote]Magnate wrote:
However.[/quote]

Holy hell.

-dizzle

[quote]Magnate wrote:
However.[/quote]

Jesus. That’s why I like women who train.