Update on Osama Bin Laden

The CIA has a rumour that he is in a cave in Afghanistan rooting on Saudi Arabia’s soccer team with his dishrag and his donkey.

They think that he used his billions to sneak in a t.v. with satelite hookup and are trying to use this to find his exact loaction.

The CIA will deploy a new weapon that is a comibation bunker buster and donkey seeking missle to terminate him.


o wait… that wasn’t funny.

This is so lame that it is actually funny. Oh and Happy 8th Bday …