Today at school,some fucker keyed my car. I was so pissed off that I was walking around with a baseball bat I keep in the trunk looking for that son of a bitch. It got me thinking of the scene of Pulp Fiction:
Lance: Still got your Malibu?
Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some fucker did the other day?
Vincent: Fucking keyed it.
Lance: Oh, man, that’s fucked up.
Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it.
Lance: They should be fucking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent: Boy, I wish I could’ve caught him doing it. I’d have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It’d been worth him doing it just so I could’ve caught him doing it.
Lance: What a fucker!
Vincent: What’s more chickenshit than fucking with a man’s automobile? I mean, don’t fuck with another man’s vehicle.
Lance: You don’t do it.
Vincent: It’s just against the rules.
And I got to thinking “Ya know…this IS against the unwritten rules” So what are rules or guidelines that all men should follow?
Ill start,Rule #1:
You don’t Fuck with another mans Vehicle.