Posted by someone, someplace, as feedback to animal pak. Obviously it is a joke but damn if it isnt funny:
How long did it take my arms to get undeniably big?
It all started about 8 months into my mom's pregnancy, me being the unborn baby.. Around that time my dad was an experienced lifter. He had Animal Pak laying around in the medicine cabinet - Unfortunately, one fateful day, my mom mistook the animal pak for a generic 1-a-day vitamin complex.
As soon as trace amounts circulated through her and hit me, I turned into an alpha-fetus. My arms grew from 4 inches around to 23. The animal instinct then took over. I punched a hole through her womb and did a back handspring out. I loaded my mother, who was by this time going into shock, onto my shoulders. I used the umbilical cord as a band, and fastened it to a nearby drawer and started squatting.
Resistance ended up totalling ~200 pounds. 200 x 15, at 8 months old. My first PR. When the paramedics arrived, they thought it was a freak accident. They couldn't have been more right - I was both a freak, and an accident.
- Brock Castle, 2850 pound total.