Ok so my senior prom was on friday and it was unforgetable. (perhaps not in a good way though)
Since March, I kept trying to ask this new girl in school Mindy who is this really short girl with huge tits. She loves anime and she didnt seem completely freaked out by me. So I thought.
Anyway so i asked her one rainy day expecting her to jump on top of me and we could have a hollywood moment but NOOOOOOO she responds that she has a boyfriend who is getting out of jail the day of prom. I told her I would drop her off after prom because I figured I was probably sexier than her boyfriend. She agreed and I was all like JACKPOT!
We arrive at prom. She looks like a huge plum and I am in a matching purple tux. It was weird because she starts acting all moody and complaining of pain in her stomach. I thought she was drunk so I just started messing with her and taking shitloads of pictures for myspace. This made her more angry. She starts screaming at the top of her lungs and everyone turns around.
Suddenly she wets herself and all I do is laugh while all the girls run over to her and all the guys start shoving me. "Shes in labor!" one girl screams. "That weird anime nerd brought her here!" I didn't know what do to, so I just ran to the bathroom and called my mom to pick me up. My mom got there and noticed an ambulance and a little fat girl giving birth in it. She didn't say anything until she say me sweating and panting. She asked me what was wrong and then I asked her if I could have ice cream. We drove home in silence while I ate my snowcone.
I didn't even get drunk! FML