Yeah, I’m a turbopooper and spend all of 2 minutes taking a shit. Almost every other guy I know spends anywhere between 20-60 minutes in there.
If you’re the latter, why? Seriously. Once and for all, I’d like to have it explained to me, this insistance on sitting for an extended period of time in your own stink. Hogging the crapper. Making the room both toxic and a fire hazard. What’s taking so long. Are you pushing continously for an hour? How about waiting till you’re actually ready to evacuate. Do you spend all that time wiping your ass? Eat some fiber or something. Or are you just sitting in there, purposeless, reminiscing over the past, dreaming of the future, misty eyes and all? What? What?! I require a fucking explanation.
If you’re the former, you’re a good person. Hugs all around. Have a drink on me. And a steak. With some sauce. BBQ.