I have slept. The world is a better place. I have eaten. I am now ready to answer any questions.
Tonight, we will also have a special prize to anyone who answers a question in their best "Dan Johnesque" writings.
Look for sarcasm.
Appreciate some level of self pity and self loathing.
Admit to have done everything and anything, yet still have no opinions on, well, everything and anything.
Points will be taken off for "well, it depends on your goals," as the U.S. Patent Office says that someone else own's the rights....