This is probably old and I got it off the supertraining board but it’s kind of amusing.
<< Subject: The Truth About Eating:
For those of you who watch what you eat… Here’s the final word on nutrition
and health, and it’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting
medical studies:
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The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
Canadians, British or Americans. -
The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than
the Canadians, British or Americans. -
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the Canadians, British or Americans. -
The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer
heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans. -
The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and
suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans. -
Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of perogies, cabbage rolls and
suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what
kills you. >>