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Truth about Eating.


#1

This is probably old and I got it off the supertraining board but it's kind of amusing. :slightly_smiling:

<< Subject: The Truth About Eating:
For those of you who watch what you eat... Here's the final word on nutrition
and health, and it's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting
medical studies:

  1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
    Canadians, British or Americans.

    1. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than
      the Canadians, British or Americans.

    2. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
      than the Canadians, British or Americans.

    3. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer
      heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

  2. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and
    suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

  3. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of perogies, cabbage rolls and
    suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what
kills you. >>


#2

It may be old but, I've never seen it before. Very funny stuff. I'm going to forward it to a few people.


#3

It's because american tv doesn't show sofcore porn at night.


#4

Hahahahaha! Very funny.

Thanks for the laugh!


#5

lol good stuff


#6

i think just having a crappy accent kills you (poms, yanks and mounties....) haha


#7

Hey Greek. I like your occupation. What did you major in to get a sweet job like that? Ciao. :wink:


#8

Arcane,

well I'm starting a franchise....let me know if you are interested


#9

They show porn on TV at night in Vancouver now -- I wonder if the heart attack rate will go up or down!


#10

Sounds like a winning bussiness strategy. :wink:


#11

Can't argue with that!