I was just curious about how long I could drag this out. My thought was that if the thread was long and boring, the initial post might look good in comparison.
Unfortunately, we’re still about 11 pages short from that.
You are a victim of your own ambition, doomed to failure from the start. Don’t feel bad though, I was just trying to waste some downtime and share a chuckle with some random strangers, and look how far short I’ve fallen. In the future I’ll limit myself to writing shitty poetry and cutting myself.