This is (apparently) a true story, indicating how fascinating the mind of a
six year old is. (They think so logically.)
A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her
Class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to
gather the building materials for his home.
She read “and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of
straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build
The teacher paused then asked the class: " And what do you think The Man
the little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly,
"I think the man would have said: “Well fuck me, a talking pig”
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.