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True Story About a 6 Yr Old Kid


#1

This is (apparently) a true story, indicating how fascinating the mind of a
six year old is. (They think so logically.)

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her
Class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to
gather the building materials for his home.
She read "and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of
straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build
my house?"

The teacher paused then asked the class: " And what do you think The Man
said?"

the little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly,

"I think the man would have said: "Well fuck me, a talking pig"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.


#2

hahahaha!


#3

LMFAO

That’s classic!


#4

[quote]Rattler wrote:
LMFAO

That’s classic![/quote]

indeed!!


#5

niceeee


#6

i call BS


#7

that’s what i would have said


#8

Useless without pics


#9

Stick it in his pooper?


#10

The thread of classic T-Nation responses.


#11

His parents should be proud. Now I wonder which of them taught that to him…


#12

Hahaha, hilarious!


#13

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
i call BS[/quote]

Yep.

Funny joke. But not real.


#14

And now his parents will be getting called into a conference with half of the school’s social workers.


#15

There’s no way that could ever actually happen in real life.


#16

[quote]IronWarrior24 wrote:
There’s no way that could ever actually happen in real life.[/quote]

As opposed to fake life? Lol


#17

[quote]RebornTN wrote:
IronWarrior24 wrote:
There’s no way that could ever actually happen in real life.

As opposed to fake life? Lol[/quote]

Yep