Transformers Short

Looks pretty decent

I just jizzed in my pants.

I don’t see a Bid Red Diesel Truck

or a gray and black robot with a fuckin cannon on his right arm.

Therefore, you jizzed in your pants for nothing.

I wasn’t impressed with that trailer or any of the other teasers I’ve seen.

I’ll go see the film regardless of how bad it looks to me just because… I’m a nerd.