Training Write-up

My ‘ignore’ list grows by 1.

Agree with OP, if you can’t squat 405lb for depth in your first week of training you are a certified pussy.

So, this guy comes into my gym right after someone knocked over the chalk bucket. He must have not used a dryer sheet because he had stuff clinging to him-- socks, dildos, weights…

Looked like he was having some internal problems, maybe stomach flu or indigestion.

He looked partly like Animal from the Muppets and part machine-- only because he was standing behind the leg extension machine from where I was standing.

So, he goes over to the squat rack, and this guy who normally squats in the 600’s is just warming up with 135. The big guy gets this look of disgust on his face when he sees this douchbag looking at him. I think it was the smell of rancid cheese and ass. Guy racks his weight and says ‘fuck it you can HAVE it you smelly fucker’.

So he goes to the spilled chalk rubs it all over himself mumbling something about shitting and pissing.

Then he goes over and starts trying to do pullups on the bar in the squat rack. I don’t think his legs left the ground and it looked like he was pushing himself pretty hard with his legs.

I think he had Turette’s Syndrome or somehting because he kept yelling FUCK SHIT PISS.

Allow me to finish this viking tale for you.

"Defeated, I slowly walked away as sweat poured down my ever fatigued back. Although it was with a strong spirit and raised chin that I muttered, “today you have beaten me 135 pound deadlift, but I will rise from the ashes like a phoenix to do battle again. Oh yes, I shall be back!”

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Pump_warrior wrote:
There was a war taking place inside me. [/quote]

Too much hot sauce?[/quote]

Dude…the last time I had a “war taking place inside me” I lost 15lbs and lived on the toilet for 3 days.[/quote]

The eggs from iHop incident?

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I am now afraid of eggs from places where I don’t cook it myself.

The next time I want a “war taking place inside me” it better be the decision of going raw or not.

Public service announcement:

Use a condom, kids!!

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Pump_warrior wrote:
There was a war taking place inside me. [/quote]

Too much hot sauce?[/quote]

Dude…the last time I had a “war taking place inside me” I lost 15lbs and lived on the toilet for 3 days.[/quote]

The eggs from iHop incident?

[/quote]

I am now afraid of eggs from places where I don’t cook it myself.

The next time I want a “war taking place inside me” it better be the decision of going raw or not.

Public service announcement:

Use a condom, kids!![/quote]

lol

No yoke!

OP I think you need a hug

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Pump_warrior wrote:
There was a war taking place inside me. [/quote]

Too much hot sauce?[/quote]

Dude…the last time I had a “war taking place inside me” I lost 15lbs and lived on the toilet for 3 days.[/quote]

The eggs from iHop incident?

[/quote]
Those were the egg extensions

It’s that darned “creatine” that’s making him swear. It must be roid rage.

CS

Same guy?

[quote]Pump_warrior wrote:
So I stand right in front and give him THE LOOK.
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[quote]roybot wrote:
Same guy?

Could be. How could you remember a two years old thread like that?

The responses were so funny they made my balls giggle!

The Look…Bawhahahahaha

[quote]Edevus wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:
Same guy?

Could be. How could you remember a two years old thread like that?[/quote]

Chi :wink:

[quote]xdsho wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Some people must be hilarious to watch in the gym.[/quote]

Remember the guy who shouted “FUCK, SHIT, PISS” before he squatted?[/quote]

What I have taken away from this is that the OP likes to fuck shitty piss?

[quote]Pump_warrior wrote:
Skinny kids, ha, I always give them the dirty look, scared they run away.[/quote]

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Pump_warrior wrote:
Skinny kids, ha, I always give them the dirty look, scared they run away.[/quote]
[/quote]

Oh man, that’s Anaconda.

With Owen Wilson, go figure.

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Pump_warrior wrote:
So I stand right in front and give him THE LOOK.
[/quote]
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[quote]Pump_warrior wrote:
So I stand right in front and give him THE LOOK.
[/quote]