Don’t the people that plan these types of heists do it to see if they can get away with it? The adventure?
I mean seriously, the plot would be pretty short it they just went in and stole the stuff and left.
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Sprinting and snitching.
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I’d have shot you on the way to the heist, as a warning to everyone else involved. We were gonna give you the bags with the dye packs anyway.
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Gotta shoot yourself, to show everyone in the crew that you are nuts and play for keeps.
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Whats the ultimate heist movie?
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Not “6 Underground”, because what the fuck was that all about…
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Waterworld
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You gotta quit shooting everybody. Put some hydrocortisone on that trigger finger at least till we get the money!
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Poor Ryan is always in crappy movies.
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This heist is ending with me having the money, and everyone else dead or in jail, and I’m winning hard right now because none of you pussies have manned up and shot the wildcard yet. @T3hPwnisher is the closest to 2nd because he’s planning on escaping and turning himself in, and he at least suggested that I kill myself. @thebird is dead weight, with his morals dragging him down.
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No hydrocortisone cream then, huh?
Damn.
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I didn’t hate Waterworld.
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It had one of the finest gratuitous ass shots in all of PG-13 cinema.
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It’s worth a g-oogle.
Those were the days. “Brief Nudity” sucks now, it’s all dudes butts.
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That’s to help prep you for how this heist is gonna turn out.
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Ocean’s 8. No stakes; stress free. Even the antagonist gets a participation trophy. My kind of heist.
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Seriously, I just wanna be the guy in Die Hard who gets to say this line:
“Alright, listen up guys. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring — except for the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.”
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Oh my God, the quarter back Is Toast!
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Some really good advice happening in here guys!
You might not realise, but most of you have taken part in heists before. That time you broke into the professors office to steal the exam papers? That time you skipped out of work early by running across the roof tops and jumping into a getaway car? That time you zip lined into your girlfriends bedroom for the goods?
Life is just one big heist. And we need to all keep training for it. Onwards and upwards!
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It’s weird you left out that time I stole all those jewels.
Or are we being pedantic and differentiating between a smash and grab vs a heist?
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