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Tough Economy Got You Down?


The U.S. government is offering an online emotional rescue kit!

"Getting Through Tough Economic Times" will launch Tuesday with a media push across all platforms.

The site is meant to help people identify health concerns related to financial worries.

The feds will warn of depression, suicidal thinking and other serious mental illnesses. It will raise warning flags for: Persistent sadness/crying; Excessive anxiety; Lack of sleep/constant fatigue; Excessive irritability/anger.



Really? Fucking REALLY?? Why don't they just get it over with and knife me already, instead of torturing me continuously by making me watch the long slow death of the America I recognize and love.


Its a win if it comes with free self prescribed medication to ease the transition to socialism.


Give me a prescription for test enanthate for life and tax free money for free. While you're at it fill up my truck. He only likes Chevron 91 so don't put in Arco or some shit.